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[king_coffee]

Flagged to all employees of the City LibraryIt seems that Giles isn't coming back any time soon, despite the wait, unfortunately. It's a shame as he was an extremely efficient head librarian, and he definitely was a pleasure to work with

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[winewomenand]

The only pet I've ever had that wasn't part of some kind of kinky sex roleplay. My cat.

[king_coffee]

How very you.

[winewomenand]

Her name is Salome, because she too is a psychotic little twat of a woman who won't take no for an answer. I received her unwillingly from an acquaintance of mine by the name of Wahanket, a mummy, and she is also a mummy.

[king_coffee]

That's much more interesting than the average cat I know, I have to say.

[winewomenand]

She neither eats nor sheds and additionally deodorizes, as she's stuffed with ginger. She only occasionally needs an olive oil rub. If you'd like to run horrible experiments on the bitch, you're welcome. She likes the attention.

I only warn you that she doesn't get along with dogs or children.

[king_coffee]

Oh no, she's all yours.

[winewomenand]

You're sure? I absolutely would not mind a vacation from her. She's clingier than death.

[king_coffee]

...show me a picture first.

[winewomenand]

[king_coffee]

She's quite scary the looker.

If I'm honest, I'm not a cat person, but my friend, Gwen might be interested.

[winewomenand]

Really? I'll have to find this Gwen, then. Salome doesn't get nearly enough playdates out of doors, and my roommate's cats are wise enough to avoid her.

[king_coffee]

She's not an outside cat?

[winewomenand]

Only when she sneaks out to bring me presents. Usually pieces of deer from the forests. Sometimes other things which my sense of smell is not good enough to identify.

I'll never figure out how the damn tart figures out how to work the lock on the door.

[king_coffee]

Sentient?

[winewomenand]

Well, she is a mummy. I don't see why not.

What in the gods' names do you do for a living anyway, coffee boy?

[king_coffee]

But evidently not mummified.

Oh, I capture and fight aliens who have ill intent towards the planet earth, as well as being an archivist, coffee maker, office boy, all while I run a tourist office etcetera etcetera when I'm at home.

Here, I help study the creatures from the Underground, as well as being a librarian and archivist.

You?