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Jan 17, 2009 01:35

Jack? I suggest you make your way here, now.

I told you.

...well, they're trying to dance on the tables, now.

curse day - not affected, kyle, i am too sober, i want to crawl in a hole and die, jack, had enough already, wish it was over, gwen, not again, wtf is going on?

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Time with the drunks ... and Ianto action handsomejack January 17 2009, 02:09:12 UTC

[And here comes a Captain, freshly showered from whatever it was he was doing and looking quite dapper in a waistcoat ensemble tonight. Complete with RAF greatcoat.

Finding them at 'dingy bar #2' hadn't been that difficult at all. He'd just asked people to point him in the direction of the gorgeous drunk guy with the petite -read SHORT- gorgeous drunk girl and the long suffering man wearing a suit.

No problem at all. Now, was that Gwen climbing on a table and Kyle flirting with rough looking men?

Jack was amused!]

Time with the drunks ... and Ianto action king_coffee January 17 2009, 02:12:05 UTC

[Ianto was not amused.

Stuck between trying to convince them both to get off the tables, for Gwen to not pursue that girl and trying to keep Kyle away from the sleaze, even the ever patient Ianto was ready to tear his hair out.

So of course his knew exactly when Jack arrived.]

You.

Time with the drunks ... and Ianto action handsomejack January 17 2009, 02:18:41 UTC

What?

[Jack asked innocently, waving a hand at Gwen.]

She's got good tastes.

[The girls Gwen was pursuing was good looking after all, though Kyle could definitely do better than the sleaze.

Still amused, Jack sauntered over to said sleaze. Leaning close he whispered something to the sleaze and would you lookie there ... the sleaze went away. Quickly too!]

Time with the drunks ... and Ianto action king_coffee January 17 2009, 02:23:36 UTC

[Oh, thank goodness. At least one problem solved.]

They're like wild teenagers. And I didn't think you would take so long!

Re: Time with the drunks ... and Ianto action handsomejack January 17 2009, 02:27:24 UTC

[Bye bye sleaze.]

I had my own wild sorta teenager type things to deal with. It was really cool Ianto, it had this little fly catcher like thing and then it was at least 60 feet tall beneath it, with fangs.

[Jack mimed fangs and made a beeline for Ianto's water.]

So, how drunk are they?

Time with the drunks ... and Ianto action king_coffee January 17 2009, 02:30:49 UTC

[Curious]

Did you catch one?

[Half tempted to snatch his water away, but, well, he's not that petty.]

Absolutely slaughtered. Smashed. Shit-faced, whatever you want to call it.

Time with the drunks ... and Ianto action handsomejack January 17 2009, 02:43:29 UTC

No, too big to drag home on my own. Plus we need to set up some sort of big holding tank, it's aquatic ... or sewerquatic ... whatever you'd call that.

[Sip, sip!]

Ahhh, so in short we're really going to be able to torture them tomorrow?

Time with the drunks ... and Ianto action king_coffee January 17 2009, 02:48:12 UTC

We've got room to do it, and well, we're by the beach.

[Keeping an eye on the drunks.]

I'm going to vacuum in the morning.

Time with the drunks ... and Ianto action handsomejack January 17 2009, 02:51:19 UTC

That or maybe we should look in to a way to bag and tag what we need on site for critters that are too big or too environmentally specific to risk moving. Sort of a portable Torchwood critter lab.

[Leaning against the bar and now glaring fiercely at a new sleaze who was approaching Kyle.]

I could burn eggs?

Time with the drunks ... and Ianto action king_coffee January 17 2009, 02:53:59 UTC

[At the moment, he's pleased to have sober company.]

Something we can carry with us? That could work.

[Steals back his water and drinks some.]

Oh, perfect.

Time with the drunks ... and Ianto action handsomejack January 17 2009, 02:57:50 UTC

[Gives Ianto a chance to get a nice big mouthful of water and then...]

Soo...

[Cockney accent here.]

Kissing our Gwenie were ye laddie?

Time with the drunks ... and Ianto action king_coffee January 17 2009, 03:00:48 UTC

[Choking on water! Luckily Ianto aimed at the already filthy floor.]

Oh, that accent is awful you git.

[Wipes his mouth.]

Did earlier, yeah. We hugged, and she kissed me as she, or rather he, pulled away.

Time with the drunks ... and Ianto action handsomejack January 17 2009, 03:05:27 UTC

[It really was absolutely horrible. Jack never had been able to get it right, no matter how long he'd lived on Earth. Still it was worth it to see Ianto spitting water across the floor.]

She thinks she sucked at it and how the hell did you all find this dump?

Time with the drunks ... and Ianto action king_coffee January 17 2009, 03:07:34 UTC

[Glare. Ianto had had a bad day!]

No, she was actually very good and-

[Rueful look]

I didn't, they did. I followed to keep them out of trouble.

Time with the drunks ... and Ianto action handsomejack January 17 2009, 03:11:44 UTC

And you liked it?

[Pokepokepoke.]

They have wonderful taste. No wonder Kyle has crabs.

[Yeah, he'd gotten smacked for that but sometimes it was worth it.]

Time with the drunks ... and Ianto action king_coffee January 17 2009, 16:09:02 UTC

[Shrugs]

It was surprising more than anything else. But yeah.

[He knows Jack won't have a problem with it]

Don't worry, I'm letting you back in the bed.

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