It occurs to me...(Yes, I think)

[king_amroth]

I must be one of the few here who does not have a fucked up an extended family line. No mother. No Father. No siblings. No other familials. All that Tolkien ever wrote for me was that twat Nimrodel. And thank Eru there are no offspring.

Some people get two fathers, five grandmothers, two versions of themselves (psycopathic suicidal and mellow illiterate), incest, and draino addicts. What do I get?

*Sips his drink*
I wonder if the lack of familial soap operas is what is taking away from my general fun.