THE ADVANTURES OF ALPHA SQUADRON!!!!!
Alpha Squadron ASSEMBLE!!!! It was a night (early morning) like any other, it was dark and wet and most certainly very sheepish. The Alpha Squadron knew this but that didn't stop them from launching OPERATION SWING TOLERANCE! There were swings out there in that crazy wilderness of darkness and they had to be swang upon. So, Jeronimo Foxtrot Suzie, Tommy Rambo Endorphine, and Ticking Eskimo Timebomb all jumped into the A.S.S., which is short for the Alpha Squadron Scorpion!
The A.S.S. was fully equipped with wings, coffee mugs, and a black racing stripe that dissected the car in tweed. The vehicle was a massive behemoth, bigger than the biggest SUV, yet, roomier than uh... uh.. a jetta(?). Out of the back of this monster came a retractable scorpion tail that could stretch 50 feet. Only Tommy Rambo Scorpion possessed that uncanny ability to commend this mythic mobile.
Operation Swing Tolerance was a simple mission for our plucky heros, the object being to travel to destinations that had swings and swing them, if other objects existed at these sites, then they must be used for fun having! The first mission went off without a hitch, there were swings and they were swanged. The second location that Alpha Squadron traveled too proved to be more dangerous. Jeronimo Foxtrot Suzie ran ahead of his fellow adventurers towards the swings. Little did he know there was a rope blocking the path. Thank goodness for his amazing super power to have wicked feathered hair, without it he may not have been able to stop himself in time.
Traveling throughout the city of Sinner Sprite, Alpha Squadron found many spots with swings and fulfilled their operation with flying colors. Ticking Eskimo Timebomb would use her wicked awesome abilty to spit really far to ensure the Squads safety. For their was much peril in Sinner Sprite. Poes everywhere, bears, flying poo and many more dangers plaqued our travelers on thier quest. All of these however were driven off by the spit of Timebomb!
At one point during their journey the sky was cracked and only Tommy Rambo Endorphin possessed the proper tool to fix it, DUCT TAPE! So, Jeronimo took the duct tape (for it was always in his nature to use duct tape) and fixed the crack in the clouds. Eventually the darkness in the sky turned to light and Operation Swing Tolerance had to come to an end. Many swings were swanged upon that night and the world was a better place because of it.
The A.S.S. was fully equipped with wings, coffee mugs, and a black racing stripe that dissected the car in tweed. The vehicle was a massive behemoth, bigger than the biggest SUV, yet, roomier than uh... uh.. a jetta(?). Out of the back of this monster came a retractable scorpion tail that could stretch 50 feet. Only Tommy Rambo Scorpion possessed that uncanny ability to commend this mythic mobile.
Operation Swing Tolerance was a simple mission for our plucky heros, the object being to travel to destinations that had swings and swing them, if other objects existed at these sites, then they must be used for fun having! The first mission went off without a hitch, there were swings and they were swanged. The second location that Alpha Squadron traveled too proved to be more dangerous. Jeronimo Foxtrot Suzie ran ahead of his fellow adventurers towards the swings. Little did he know there was a rope blocking the path. Thank goodness for his amazing super power to have wicked feathered hair, without it he may not have been able to stop himself in time.
Traveling throughout the city of Sinner Sprite, Alpha Squadron found many spots with swings and fulfilled their operation with flying colors. Ticking Eskimo Timebomb would use her wicked awesome abilty to spit really far to ensure the Squads safety. For their was much peril in Sinner Sprite. Poes everywhere, bears, flying poo and many more dangers plaqued our travelers on thier quest. All of these however were driven off by the spit of Timebomb!
At one point during their journey the sky was cracked and only Tommy Rambo Endorphin possessed the proper tool to fix it, DUCT TAPE! So, Jeronimo took the duct tape (for it was always in his nature to use duct tape) and fixed the crack in the clouds. Eventually the darkness in the sky turned to light and Operation Swing Tolerance had to come to an end. Many swings were swanged upon that night and the world was a better place because of it.