SPECIAL APOCALYPSE EDITION!!!!
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noone seems to be panicking about the END OF TIME so...i will be panicked for them.
ITS THE END OF THE WORLD OMYFRIGGINGOSH!!! WE will SURELY ALL GO TO HELL AND DIE UNDER THE BEAST'S HOOVES/CLAWS AND EAT NOTHING BUT BRIMSTONE AND BE RIPPED APART BY FURRY FROGS WITH WINGS AND PITCH FORKS OVER AND OVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The beast will rise, the anti-christ will come, the dragon will chase the pregnant woman around in the sky. The walls of every city will fall, and those few that remain faithful to God will be persecuted and murdered while the heathens worship his Satanic Majesty.
personally i cant wait for the trumpet part, which, if your not up on your apocalyptic literatute, would be the part where the angles blow huge and trumpets and unleash many natural disasters, diseases, and other forms of God's judgment upon us weak willed and sinful mortals.
Then we all go to hell. Everyone. Including the pope. Hey, he looked at some boobs today in an unclean fashion. To hell with him. What, you don't think that's fair? Well it doesnt matter...cuz your in hell too. Anyone else want to disagree with GOD?
And what better way to celebrate this all-important event in human history than having a COUNTDOWN FOR IT!!!!!!
We have 10 minutes until the end of the world folks! Ooo, cant you just smell the fire and blood raining down from heaven?
5 minutes! 5 minutes until we are judged by the eternal judge!
2 minutes! The beast has two minutes to make himself clear to us!
1 minute left! RIGHTEOUS JUDGMENT IS NIGH
ITS TIME! ITS TIME! THE APOCaLYPSE IS HE-....
well...its 6/7/06. Maybe the beast is late... He could've marked the wrong date, demons arent so good with calendars i hear.
perhaps he's running late from a night out with the Gorgons?
Maybe he's trying to catch us off guard? You know...false sense of security...
well, there's always June 6, 3006. Sound good? Great, until then folks!
Happy trails (hopefully narrow and stay away from the golden ones, they never go anywhere decent.)
This message brought to you by: K!nF D4Ve
noone seems to be panicking about the END OF TIME so...i will be panicked for them.
ITS THE END OF THE WORLD OMYFRIGGINGOSH!!! WE will SURELY ALL GO TO HELL AND DIE UNDER THE BEAST'S HOOVES/CLAWS AND EAT NOTHING BUT BRIMSTONE AND BE RIPPED APART BY FURRY FROGS WITH WINGS AND PITCH FORKS OVER AND OVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The beast will rise, the anti-christ will come, the dragon will chase the pregnant woman around in the sky. The walls of every city will fall, and those few that remain faithful to God will be persecuted and murdered while the heathens worship his Satanic Majesty.
personally i cant wait for the trumpet part, which, if your not up on your apocalyptic literatute, would be the part where the angles blow huge and trumpets and unleash many natural disasters, diseases, and other forms of God's judgment upon us weak willed and sinful mortals.
Then we all go to hell. Everyone. Including the pope. Hey, he looked at some boobs today in an unclean fashion. To hell with him. What, you don't think that's fair? Well it doesnt matter...cuz your in hell too. Anyone else want to disagree with GOD?
And what better way to celebrate this all-important event in human history than having a COUNTDOWN FOR IT!!!!!!
We have 10 minutes until the end of the world folks! Ooo, cant you just smell the fire and blood raining down from heaven?
5 minutes! 5 minutes until we are judged by the eternal judge!
2 minutes! The beast has two minutes to make himself clear to us!
1 minute left! RIGHTEOUS JUDGMENT IS NIGH
ITS TIME! ITS TIME! THE APOCaLYPSE IS HE-....
well...its 6/7/06. Maybe the beast is late... He could've marked the wrong date, demons arent so good with calendars i hear.
perhaps he's running late from a night out with the Gorgons?
Maybe he's trying to catch us off guard? You know...false sense of security...
well, there's always June 6, 3006. Sound good? Great, until then folks!
Happy trails (hopefully narrow and stay away from the golden ones, they never go anywhere decent.)
This message brought to you by: K!nF D4Ve