What in the hell was THAT?! (In a good way)
I just awoke from a dream where I was at a party - it might have been a work event, because it was in an empty office suite downtown - and when one guy stepped out we decided to mess with him and all dressed up as condoms in these sort of full-body colored latex deals with a cutout for the face and matching skullcap. Recepticle tip, even, but exaggeratedly long and narrow, hanging down the back like some medieval hoods. Then I started running through the skyway system dressed like this, until I had picked up a tail of security guards, at which point I ran back to the suite and locked myself and the other partiers in, and shushed everyone up so we could make like no one was inside.
Eventually someone said something about having to return the rented costumes. "What?" I said. "You can't re-use these things!"