at Lira's command
On the car ride home from Graceland, Sarah and I made up some pickup lines. We used this as our baseline at first:
"Are your parents terrorists? Because you're the bomb!"
We digressed:
"Hey, are those space pants? Of course, if I were on you, I'd be coming too."
"Did it hurt?" "What?" "When your ass was out of this world and it would look better on my floor?"
and got to the main topic:
"Is your mom Little Debbie? Because you're a snack cake!" [variation: Swiss roll]
and
"Are your parents rats? Because you're a rat!"
yo why did I just accept a babysitting job for tomorrow? because I enjoy having $30, that's why
the best part is, I wasn't originally concerned about not being able to do my summer work, I was worried I'd miss Project Runway.
"Are your parents terrorists? Because you're the bomb!"
We digressed:
"Hey, are those space pants? Of course, if I were on you, I'd be coming too."
"Did it hurt?" "What?" "When your ass was out of this world and it would look better on my floor?"
and got to the main topic:
"Is your mom Little Debbie? Because you're a snack cake!" [variation: Swiss roll]
and
"Are your parents rats? Because you're a rat!"
yo why did I just accept a babysitting job for tomorrow? because I enjoy having $30, that's why
the best part is, I wasn't originally concerned about not being able to do my summer work, I was worried I'd miss Project Runway.