Still trying to figure out how this came off as nice, but what can ya do, right?
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In October I helped deception_pass hide a body (-173 points). In May I broke purplicious's X-Box (-12 points). In September I pulled raksyasmin02's hair (-5 points). In April I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In August I pulled over and changed aikea_guinea's flat tire (15 points).
Overall, I've been nice (525 points). For Christmas I deserve a new dolly!
Sincerely,
kindredneonate