Dec 24, 2010 11:15
[OOC: Jack is just leaving things at people's doors, so no response is necessary, though welcome if you want to, of course. And if Jack is pals with someone who has slipped my mind, please remind me!]
[Late Christmas Eve, Jack is creeping through the mansion with a large paper sack of wrapped packages, absently singing "Deck the Halls" under his breath--mostly the "fa la la la la" part, because he doesn't quite recall the other words.
He leaves the following items:
Tim gets a cherry pie, hell yeah. It's not actually wrapped, but it has a bow on top.
Elaine gets a small hammered-copper box, soldered together, with her name across the top. It's not the most polished piece, but perfectly functional, and it didn't come out of the closet!
Sinclair gets a silk tie with a double-helix pattern because you always get your dad a tie.
Alex gets a soldered...glasses-case. It's really just a box, but more rectangular, and hinged. Jack wasn't sure what he'd like, but it's a gesture of goodwill.
Bhamba, despite Elaine's best and perfectly justified efforts to get Jack to see sense, gets four small test-tubes of blood, helpfully labeled: an hour before splicing (with Electric Flesh), immediately after, an hour after, and twenty-four hours after. It's not the best scientific method ever, but he tried. Also, they're left at his door anonymously, with no 'from' tag.
Mark gets an argyle sweater. Hell yeah.
Terezi, whom Jack only just met, gets a small vial of blood tagged helpfully with 'to smell'.
you didn't get sinclair a pie?!,
sorry alex,
dadclair?,
don't do durgs,
science tie,
should have listened to elaine,
weirdest christmas present ever,
derp,
ow my dna,
'scuse me wtf r u doin?,
dad sweater,
did it for the lulz,
fluff!,
i love doors,
loves everybody,
how do i christmas