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Jul 22, 2010 10:28

[Were any of you hoping to never be alarmed by the sight of Jack perched on a windowsill high on an outside wall of the mansion again? TOO BAD, because here he is, heels pressed against the brick. He's absolutely filthy, his face is covered in small cuts, and his right arm is looking a little...crispy.]

I could use a little help.

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[ACTION] angel_junk July 22 2010, 14:45:04 UTC
[ I hope you're not feeling very jumpy right now, because in a few seconds a window right next to you will be pushed open forcefully and an angry bald head will shoot out, having recognised the outside view of your feed as that of his bathroom window.

Well then, 3... 2... 1... ]

Are you trying to get naked pictures of me for your mother? That's disgusting!

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[ACTION] kindly_done July 22 2010, 16:23:06 UTC
[He does jump, but he also clamps down on the window ledge about as hard as he can, and so does not fall to his death.]

I don't even have a camera! I'm stuck.

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[ACTION] angel_junk July 22 2010, 16:25:58 UTC
Stuck in life? Is that why you want to jump?

It won't last, you know.

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[ACTION] kindly_done July 22 2010, 18:25:52 UTC
I don't even have a mother. I'm not jumping! Can I use your window to come inside?

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[ACTION] 1/2 angel_junk July 22 2010, 19:30:48 UTC
No mother? What are you, grown in a lab? Tsk!

[ He slams the window shut angrily. ]

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[ACTION] 2/2 angel_junk July 22 2010, 19:31:09 UTC
[ A few moments later a different window opens, a little further behind the last one and Bhamba's head pokes out once more. ]

What are you waiting for, get in here!

[ Can't get in through the bathroom. Can get in through the lab. He waves for you to come over. ]

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[action] kindly_done July 23 2010, 02:31:44 UTC
...Oh.

[Bhamba's been such an ass every time he's talked to him that he didn't really expect this. Consider him pleasantly surprised. It takes him a bit to make his way to the other window one-handed, but he manages it and begins the painful process of climbing in.]

Thanks.

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[ACTION] angel_junk July 23 2010, 03:09:19 UTC
Mind the rat.

[ He points at a cage next to the window, out of which one silver rat is looking at Jack curiously. ]

What were you doing out there anyway?

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[ACTION] kindly_done July 23 2010, 03:15:00 UTC
[He carefully drops to the floor beside the rat cage, his right arm held close to his chest. He smells of smoke and gunpowder, rather strongly.]

Escaping. Someone tried to kill me with rockets.

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[ACTION] angel_junk July 23 2010, 03:16:24 UTC
Bummer.

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[ACTION] kindly_done July 23 2010, 03:17:15 UTC
[Heavy sigh.]

Yeah.

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[ACTION] angel_junk July 23 2010, 03:33:52 UTC
I'd offer you a snack, but all I have are peanuts and chicken.

Live chicken I mean.

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[ACTION] kindly_done July 23 2010, 03:34:58 UTC
...That's okay.

[Actually, he could really go for some peanuts.]

I should go get this bandaged up.

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[ACTION] angel_junk July 23 2010, 03:41:17 UTC
Right.

[ He moves to the other side of the lab and pulls a first aid kit from one of the shelves, sliding it across a metal table over to Jack. ]

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[ACTION] kindly_done July 23 2010, 03:43:01 UTC
[He stares. Is Bhamba actually being helpful? He isn't even mocking Jack.]

...Thanks.

[He sounds a little suspicious, but mostly grateful, really.]

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[ACTION] angel_junk July 23 2010, 03:50:11 UTC
[ Well, it's not like he's got anything better to do at the moment and tossing a first aid kit at the poor sod who got caught in the latest lab explosion is sort of an automatic reaction that comes with the job.

He acknowledges your answer with a nod and then disappears around the corner at the far end of the lab, a struggling chicken in his hand. ]

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