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[38: accidental vid] 'cause I really, really do love bees

Apr 30, 2011 00:15

[It's getting warm out, perfect rooftop weather. The door or hatch, or whatever it is to the Mansion proper is wedged open. After a moment, Jack backs out, a little unsteady, burdened with a tall, rectangular whitewashed box. He is smoking, as usual ( Read more... )

holy fuck that's gross, weird behavior, i love bees, 'scuse me wtf r u doin?, transposons on crack, let us smoke, bee holes, "genetics", wrong arg, don't do durgs, bees everywhere, hymenopterans of indeterminate species, that jack never shuts up, jumpy rapturian chain-smokers' club, mutant

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[video] angel_junk April 30 2011, 04:29:52 UTC

They say bees are slowly dying in the future. If you ever invent time travel when you get back home you could make a lot of money.

[video] kindly_done April 30 2011, 04:35:32 UTC

How would I invent time travel?

angel_junk April 30 2011, 04:36:49 UTC

I could tell you, but then it wouldn't be a personal achievement.

LAY OFF DAD kindly_done April 30 2011, 04:41:14 UTC

...I'm not going to invent time travel.

NEWSFLASH! YOU DID END UP INVENTING TIME TRAVEL AND I'M ACTUALLY YOUR GRANDSON! angel_junk April 30 2011, 04:43:45 UTC

Not with that attitude you won't!

[ He may just be joking this time. For once. ]

YOU'RE MAKING IT WORSE kindly_done April 30 2011, 04:50:38 UTC

I don't have an attitude!
[Jack is at least partially getting it. There are times when he gets genuinely angry with Bhamba, but he's smiling for now.]
I'm just not an inventor.

ALSO YOU ARE YOUR OWN COUSIN. YOU REALLY SCREWED UP BIG TIME! angel_junk April 30 2011, 04:54:01 UTC

...So what are you going to do with all the bees?

I AM FOUR YEARS OLD AND WHAT IS THIS kindly_done April 30 2011, 05:00:27 UTC

Well, I thought they could live here and make some honey.

IT'S THE TIME WARP! *TAKES A STEP TO THE LEFT* angel_junk April 30 2011, 05:22:18 UTC

[ Bhamba seems to ponder this. Far be it from him to stop mad science of any kind, but... ]

...You know those are genetic arm bees though, right? Is that even safe?

*slide...to the right??? was that it?* kindly_done April 30 2011, 05:23:39 UTC

They're honeybees.

[Honeybees with a certain resemblance to angry hornets. But the tin said honeybees.]

*shrug* Hey, it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane. angel_junk April 30 2011, 05:25:42 UTC

Genetic arm honeybees.

kindly_done April 30 2011, 05:32:04 UTC

So?

angel_junk April 30 2011, 05:41:48 UTC

Who... produce... genetic arm honey?

kindly_done May 1 2011, 02:57:59 UTC

...I have an idea!

angel_junk May 5 2011, 18:09:52 UTC

Then shoot!

...But, ah, not with the bees.

kindly_done May 6 2011, 01:42:31 UTC

Maybe you could test it out and see if it's safe?

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