[33: video] in the blood

[kindly_done]

[Locked from Dr. Bhamba; damn near unhackable, because Jack knows he's good with the comms]

Does anyone know how to take blood samples?

[He smiles, but there's concern behind it, and he's a little pale. He's still not overly fond of medical paraphernalia.]

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[terrierfancy]

just stab and wipe the blood on something
it aint hard to take blood

[kindly_done]

[Watch his eyes shuttling as he reads. Then, blank-faced:]

But it needs to be in a tube.

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[terrierfancy]

then stab and wipe the blood in a tube

[kindly_done]

But the sample will be contaminated. It's for science.

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[turn4bout]

1 W1LL T4K3 4LL TH3 BLOOD TH4NK YOU

[kindly_done]

[Goddammit Homestuck cast, stop being all weird about the blood!]

No, you don't understand, I need it for something.

[turn4bout]

SH4R1NG 1S C4R1NG

OR SOM3 OTH3R BULLSH1T

[kindly_done]

I'm not just giving away blood. You don't need it.

[echo_of_utopia]

I will be glad to take any sample you need.

[ Guess who came down with innuendoitis this morning and suddenly realises that she shouldn't have answered this transmission for so, so many reasons. ]

[kindly_done]

[Jack is not just disturbed, but visibly frightened.]

...What?

[echo_of_utopia]

Your blood sample, Jack.

[ Okay, the word 'blood sample' sounded dirtier than it has any right to be. ]

[kindly_done]

[Huh?]

Wh...what about it?

[demiurgos_girl]

Did something...?

[kindly_done]

It's-- [He laughs because of how strange it sounds] It's a gift.

[demiurgos_girl]

Not the ADAM inside, right? Not your...? Why would you give that?

[kindly_done]

I don't think there's enough ADAM in my blood to do anything. Dr. Bhamba just wanted to study it.

[video]

[psych0ruin]

What's the point of sampling it? I thought all humans had the same blood anyway.

[video]

[kindly_done]

No, everyone's blood is different.

[video]

[psych0ruin]

Oh. I thought you all just had red blood. I guess that was just a lie.

[video]

[kindly_done]

Oh, no. It's red. It's just...different.