GUESS WHO JUST ATE A SOUR CANDY. I have nooo icons for this.

[kindlichekaiser]

[There is the sudden sound of hysterical evil laughter over the phone. it sounds a lot like the laughter in the beginning here. Yep.]

Greeting Mayfield~ Say hello to your new cute overlord.

I'm taking over. And no one is going to stop me.

Not that any of you would try, right? [Her voice still sounds so sweet and cute. How can you resist!]

Hee

Comments

[myblimpisbigger]

Nonsense. What experience do you have in taking over a community in chaos?

None. Whereas I, Baron Klaus Wulfenbach, am SKILLED in the art of TAKING THINGS OVER and will in fact be PUTTING MY NEFARIOUS PLAN INTO MOTION VERY, VERY SOON!"

Just thought you ought to know, Empress.

[kindlichekaiser]

That's nice, dear, but you forget one very important thing, that I have going for me that you will never have:

I'm very, very cute.

[myblimpisbigger]

[Oh my. This is a problem. WAIT LOL NO IT ISN'T.]

Then I shall build an INGENIOUS MACHINE to sap your CUTE and use it for MY OWN PURPOSES!

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[kindlichekaiser]

[kindlichekaiser]

I'd rather you didn't, if it's all the same.

If you'll excuse me, I have some very important matters to attend to. I don't have time to play your silly games, little boy.

[Because let's be honest she IS older than him. She can get away with that]

[myblimpisbigger]

[Little -- oh. So that's how you're going to play it, you harpy!]

Important matters like dressing your dollies?

[kindlichekaiser]

Oh yes. I have a perfectly nice fat one that looks just like you! I'm sure bright pink dresses are very much his color.