GUESS WHO JUST ATE A SOUR CANDY. I have nooo icons for this.

[kindlichekaiser]

[There is the sudden sound of hysterical evil laughter over the phone. it sounds a lot like the laughter in the beginning here. Yep.]

Greeting Mayfield~ Say hello to your new cute overlord.

I'm taking over. And no one is going to stop me.

Not that any of you would try, right? [Her voice still sounds so sweet and cute. How can you resist!]

Hee

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GOOD THING I DO

[updollsdresses]

Not if I take over first, hm~

crying this is AWFUL

[kindlichekaiser]

But, Mr. Teatime... [Can you hear the pout in her voice]

Why would you try to go against me? I thought we werefriends.

all your fault forever

[updollsdresses]

Nothing like a little friendly competition~

Of course, wouldn't it be ever so much easier if we... worked together?

NO U

[kindlichekaiser]

Worked...together?

Hmmm~ [She seems to be thinking hard about this. In reality she's making sure her black nail polish is drying clean.]

Well, why not? We've always been such good friends, Teatime! We shouldn't let a silly ol' thing like world domination split us apart!

/CUTS

[updollsdresses]

It would be so awful if that happened.

[read: "bitch you are going down the second the world is conquered"

Also, if he sounds weird, it's because he has a pasta strainer on his head. To keep the aliens from getting to his brains.]

[kindlichekaiser]

We'll be best friends!

[Read: "Not if I take you down first."]

Oh you sound so dreadful. Are you getting sick? [Read: "Shall I put some arsenic in your soup?"]

[updollsdresses]

Oh, no, never felt better~ So kind of you for asking.

[he is currently stabbing around the phone but he does that normally anyway so]