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[kindlichekaiser]

We don't have to eat the cereal just to get the tops, right? It might be a waste, but it's better to be safe than sorry

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[updollsdresses]

I hope to get my eye back.

[fucking bring it mayfield he has nothing to lose]

[kindlichekaiser]

Your eye? [Confused]

[updollsdresses]

Normally, my left eye is glass. I rather... miss it.

[kindlichekaiser]

A glass eye.. I suppose if it's something you're used to, it's something you would miss. Perhaps you'll get lucky and get it back then.

How have you been, this aside?

[updollsdresses]

Very well! I had a lovely chat with Susan, and then I went to the store for cereal. [And then he killed a drone worker there in order to steal borrow-- Assassins don't steal-- the cereal boxes. But she doesn't have to know that part.]

[kindlichekaiser]

How many box tops would you need in order to regain your eye?

[updollsdresses]

200, it says.

... It cost a lot less to buy it the first time, I assure you.

[kindlichekaiser]

It's going to cost me almost 350 box tops to regain my power to grant wishes.

...But I can get AURYN back, powerless, for 100, and my old dress for 20. [Sigh.] Perhaps I should just aim for AURYN instead.