I hope their last name is "Twodollarspecial."
I lurked in the bathroom at the mall because of this woman who has apparently named her child Pork Chop. She said, "All right, Pork Chop, are you ready to go see the Easter Bunny?"
At first I thought Okay, that's an unusual term of endearment, but not out of the range of pumpkin or honey.
Then the woman said, getting increasingly more angry, "Pork Chop, close the door. Por--CLOSE THE DOOR, PORK CHOP!"
At first I thought Okay, that's an unusual term of endearment, but not out of the range of pumpkin or honey.
Then the woman said, getting increasingly more angry, "Pork Chop, close the door. Por--CLOSE THE DOOR, PORK CHOP!"