WHAT??? no way
yesterday i got called a twat!
yeah. but im gonna tell you the ending first and then were gonna Tarantino it. were gonna go back.
"Cheers, You bloody twat!!"
lets go back
to see what i did to cause this man to call me a twat.
alright so im on the bike and ive not ridden my bike in a while
so im a little unsteady plus its a shitty bike
so anyway im coming past this man on his left, my right.
this man is carrying groceries
and i try to manuver around him so as not to hit the pole on the opposite side of him or him...but i kinda swerve towards his groceries
and thinking that i was going to hit them he sort of swung them the other way
causing them to fly out of the bag onto the sidewalk
afterwhich he said "Cheers, you bloody twat!"
and cheers is of course slang here for "thanks"
i could sense the anger in the air..it was palpable, you could taste it. there was also a strong hint of sarcasm. i am no stranger to sarcasm, my friends.
oooh. he was angry. but i was also flustered, but because no one, up until that point had every called me a twat.
i felt like stopping afterwards and saying to him "Hey! *snapping fingers* excuse me! can i just say something?? can i say something?? i..am not a twat!"
so i gave him the Su-Fi and went on my way. leaving him perplexed.
yES!!
yeah. but im gonna tell you the ending first and then were gonna Tarantino it. were gonna go back.
"Cheers, You bloody twat!!"
lets go back
to see what i did to cause this man to call me a twat.
alright so im on the bike and ive not ridden my bike in a while
so im a little unsteady plus its a shitty bike
so anyway im coming past this man on his left, my right.
this man is carrying groceries
and i try to manuver around him so as not to hit the pole on the opposite side of him or him...but i kinda swerve towards his groceries
and thinking that i was going to hit them he sort of swung them the other way
causing them to fly out of the bag onto the sidewalk
afterwhich he said "Cheers, you bloody twat!"
and cheers is of course slang here for "thanks"
i could sense the anger in the air..it was palpable, you could taste it. there was also a strong hint of sarcasm. i am no stranger to sarcasm, my friends.
oooh. he was angry. but i was also flustered, but because no one, up until that point had every called me a twat.
i felt like stopping afterwards and saying to him "Hey! *snapping fingers* excuse me! can i just say something?? can i say something?? i..am not a twat!"
so i gave him the Su-Fi and went on my way. leaving him perplexed.
yES!!