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[kindaubiquitous]

Katy: so if i want cheaper parking i have to chill until 5 pm
Katy: one time i just sat outside the entrance
Tyler: they should make it 5:09 just to be complete dicks
Katy: lmao
Katy: yep
Katy: well it drops from 17 to 8
Katy: so it's almost ten dollars
Tyler: don't want to half-ass a dick job
Tyler: hm
Tyler: wait
Tyler: maybe there's a better phrasing for that
Katy: lol
Katy: no i think that's good
Katy: very colorful
Katy: i'll make it your epitaph someday
Tyler: here lies tyler
Tyler: he never halfassed a dick job
Katy: lol irl
Katy: omg
Tyler: I knew you would
Katy: i'm tearing up
Tyler: :)
Katy: you suck