And I quote...
My favorite quotes from last night's fabulous episode of Ugly Betty:
Daniel: I'm this close to splitting a cobb salad with Sarah Jessica Parker and talking about shoes.
Betty: I really miss that show.
Betty: I almost got run over by those Queer Eye guys riding a giant pilgrim. Okay, that came out wrong.
Marc: I have to haul my well-toned ass to Schenectady, eat cranberry sauce in the shape of a can and tell my family all about my girlfriend who lives up in Canada.
Marc: And by 'watch the parade' you mean try on couture gowns and Xerox my naughty bits?
Marc: Trust me, if she had hidden cameras in here, I'd have been fired a long time ago.
Daniel: Thanksgiving without family would be... Thursday.
Wilhelmina: Will you stop looking at me like the ghost of Thanksgiving yet to come?
Justin: Mom! Is it okay if I sit down between dad and Christina? I really want to talk to her about Stella McCartney's spring line.
Hilda: Great. I'm sure your father will be very proud.
Justin: [holding a sports cup his father just gave him over one of his eyes] Mom, look, I'm the phantom of the opera!
Daniel: How are you doing, mother? Adjusting to life on the outside?
Claire: I'm on my fourth club soda. I pee every three minutes.
Daniel: You'll get through it.
Claire: I don't think I've ever been to one of your father's work functions sober. I always thought there were twice as many people.
Betty: Look in the mirror. Are you biting your lower lip?
Daniel: No.
Betty: Yes, you are. Don't do that.
Justin: [Reaches for some stuffing]
Hilda: [without looking] Put. It. Down.
Justin: How does she do that?
Santos: She's a bit of a witch.
Betty: Give or take a letter.
Daniel: I'm this close to splitting a cobb salad with Sarah Jessica Parker and talking about shoes.
Betty: I really miss that show.
Betty: I almost got run over by those Queer Eye guys riding a giant pilgrim. Okay, that came out wrong.
Marc: I have to haul my well-toned ass to Schenectady, eat cranberry sauce in the shape of a can and tell my family all about my girlfriend who lives up in Canada.
Marc: And by 'watch the parade' you mean try on couture gowns and Xerox my naughty bits?
Marc: Trust me, if she had hidden cameras in here, I'd have been fired a long time ago.
Daniel: Thanksgiving without family would be... Thursday.
Wilhelmina: Will you stop looking at me like the ghost of Thanksgiving yet to come?
Justin: Mom! Is it okay if I sit down between dad and Christina? I really want to talk to her about Stella McCartney's spring line.
Hilda: Great. I'm sure your father will be very proud.
Justin: [holding a sports cup his father just gave him over one of his eyes] Mom, look, I'm the phantom of the opera!
Daniel: How are you doing, mother? Adjusting to life on the outside?
Claire: I'm on my fourth club soda. I pee every three minutes.
Daniel: You'll get through it.
Claire: I don't think I've ever been to one of your father's work functions sober. I always thought there were twice as many people.
Betty: Look in the mirror. Are you biting your lower lip?
Daniel: No.
Betty: Yes, you are. Don't do that.
Justin: [Reaches for some stuffing]
Hilda: [without looking] Put. It. Down.
Justin: How does she do that?
Santos: She's a bit of a witch.
Betty: Give or take a letter.