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[kindacanidae]

This has to be the worst karmic joke ever. I don't remember taking massive amounts of hallucinogenic drugs last night, so I'm going to assume that I really did wake up this morning handcuffed to the woman who killed my parents

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[ratherbookish]

How that beastly she-thing has escaped permanent death for so long boggles my mind.

[kindacanidae]

Hi, Hermione.
I'm going to tear out her kneecaps with my teeth tomorrow night.

[ratherbookish]

Hello, uh.....Teddy, was it? I'm sorry, I don't think I have reached the part in my 'world' where you're born yet, I've only read about you so far.

Bite off her legs while you're at it. And call her Stumpy.

[kindacanidae]

Oh, really? I've known you all my life so it's easy to forget. Ted Lupin. My parents were Remus Lupin and Nymphadora Tonks...Mum's around somewhere, actually.

Stumpy? No. I'm going to call her entrails-hanging-out.

[ratherbookish]

I've met Lupin already, and I do believe I'll meet Tonks next year or so, judging from what I've read. And is she? I really must talk to her if I find her, see what she thinks of this whole 'alternate timeline' malarkey that I suspect to have occurred.

Rolls right of the tongue, that does.

[kindacanidae]

Yeah, her journal is kinda-trippy, funny huh? I didn't know that when I made mine.

There's definitely separate timelines. My godmum is from a completely alternative reality, apparently.

Except for the malarkey part, huh?

[ratherbookish]

Its' an amusing coincidence, I agree.

Godmother?

[kindacanidae]

Oh, right. Ginny. She's here, too.
She married Harry, who was my godfather, so she just sort of became my godmother.
She isn't married to Harry here, she's married to some Japanese muggle called Light.

[ratherbookish]

I see......well, now apparently we're in alternate dimensions as well as alternate timelines. I'll just have to ask Ginny about her...marriage, although I'm more concerned about Harry and...Draco.

[kindacanidae]

Oh, big time.

Draco is my cousin, just so you know. He can be a total prat though. I'm used to him being with Harry but I can see where it'd be weird for you.

[ratherbookish]

The Draco I know IS a total prat. All the time. But now I wonder if hexing him would affect the Draco here in any way.

[kindacanidae]

Go for it. I hexed him into a woman last week. He got over it.

[ratherbookish]

..Teddy, you are bloody brilliant.

[kindacanidae]

Thanks. I do nice charms work.

[hex_you_up]

HERMIONE WHERE DID YOU COME FROM

[ratherbookish]

It's good to see you too, Ginny.