Facilis Descensus Averno: A Wizarding Bachelor Party -- Snape, Malfoys, veela

Aug 12, 2007 13:28

TITLE: June 20, 1979
SERIES: Facilis Descensus Averno:A Wizarding Bachelor Party
CHARACTERS: Lucius Malfoy, Narcissa Black, Severus Snape, Bellatrix Lestrange, Rodolphus Lestrange, Regulus Black, Lord Voldemort, Abraxus Malfoy, Alyn Zabini [OC], an unnamed veela, various members of the extended Malfoy & Black families and other wedding guests.
AUTHORS: kalichan and rm
RATING: 18+
WARNINGS: extremely dubious consent with dubiously-human/sentient entity, sexual violence, and ritual all rolled into one. Also some unfortunate catering choices, archaic & sexist traditions, self-abuse of all kinds, including, but not limited to, masturbation, and the usual flavours of slash, het, and poly.
AUTHORS' NOTE: You may consider this story our answer to the usual "What if _____ Malfoy were a veela?" fic filled with obligatory veela sex. Alarmingly, it was also rather heavily influenced by the following gnomic conundrum: What if veela were like veal? Of such intoxicated moments are wizarding traditions born. Views advanced by the wizards are not necessarily our own.

While this piece is part of a larger series, it's as good an entry point as any. 19-year-old Snape is miserable while stuck at Lucius's bachelor party. Series as a whole includes Snape/Lucius, Snape/Narcissa, Snape/Lucius/Narcissa among many others, but is focused on Snape's story. Series branches from the information in HBP, and while it includes some DH information is not-compliant with it or a spoiler for it in the least.

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