♋ ACT V > SHIT IS OFF THE HOOK
Look at this shit. You're all a bunch of gog-damned fucking wrigglers.
'Oh boy I've got all my fancy powers and weapons back, BETTER USE THEM AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE TO BE AN ENORMOUS ASSHOLE'. You're like a bunch of wrigglers that just woke up on Perigee's Eve to find themselves with some pretentiously dangerous specibus.
The stupid fucking fat man told us to stay put and not screw with things. What did everyone do? Well, what a surprise, THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF THAT! Gee, taking the advice of one of the fuckasses that's got us stuck here sure wouldn't be a good idea. Doing the exact opposite will surely have the best results!
Oh, and you asswipes that decided to side with the aforementioned fuckass? I can't accurately express how fucking selfish and stupid that is without spewing flaming bile all over myself. That is not something a troll body is supposed to do, by the way. My pure rage is lighting my projectile vomit on fire like some sort of biological Malatov cocktail.
Now there is some giant retarded milkman machine stomping through the town. Fucking wonderful. I sure now all parties involved got what they wanted--OH WAIT. I COMPLETELY FORGOT SOME PEOPLE.
Yeah, you assholes trying to STICK IT TO THE MAN and you fuckasses WANTING ALL THE POWER? You all completely fucking forgot the ORDINARY PEOPLE WHO ARE CURRENTLY NOW TERRIFIED AS SHIT, COMPLETELY UNABLE TO DO ANYTHING WHATSOEVER, AND GETTING STOMPED ON BY THE PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF YOUR STUPIDITY.
Once the stupid robot is gone? Once you lose all your powers? Once everything gets back to the status quo? I really--NO, I REALLY REALLY--want to see you look those people in the eye.
[ Karkat has not gone for any of his regains. He would rather eat slime than accept them now. He has done nothing but try to stay alive. ]
...Hey. You people that can't figure out what to do in all this shit.
... ... ...
Fuck, I've got nothing. Just stick together and prioritize not dying, I guess. Don't do anything stupid. This goes especially for all of the Trolls, because I know--I KNOW--you're all stupid. And that includes me, by the way.
...Can't even think of any legitimate orders. Great leader.
'Oh boy I've got all my fancy powers and weapons back, BETTER USE THEM AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE TO BE AN ENORMOUS ASSHOLE'. You're like a bunch of wrigglers that just woke up on Perigee's Eve to find themselves with some pretentiously dangerous specibus.
The stupid fucking fat man told us to stay put and not screw with things. What did everyone do? Well, what a surprise, THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF THAT! Gee, taking the advice of one of the fuckasses that's got us stuck here sure wouldn't be a good idea. Doing the exact opposite will surely have the best results!
Oh, and you asswipes that decided to side with the aforementioned fuckass? I can't accurately express how fucking selfish and stupid that is without spewing flaming bile all over myself. That is not something a troll body is supposed to do, by the way. My pure rage is lighting my projectile vomit on fire like some sort of biological Malatov cocktail.
Now there is some giant retarded milkman machine stomping through the town. Fucking wonderful. I sure now all parties involved got what they wanted--OH WAIT. I COMPLETELY FORGOT SOME PEOPLE.
Yeah, you assholes trying to STICK IT TO THE MAN and you fuckasses WANTING ALL THE POWER? You all completely fucking forgot the ORDINARY PEOPLE WHO ARE CURRENTLY NOW TERRIFIED AS SHIT, COMPLETELY UNABLE TO DO ANYTHING WHATSOEVER, AND GETTING STOMPED ON BY THE PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF YOUR STUPIDITY.
Once the stupid robot is gone? Once you lose all your powers? Once everything gets back to the status quo? I really--NO, I REALLY REALLY--want to see you look those people in the eye.
[ Karkat has not gone for any of his regains. He would rather eat slime than accept them now. He has done nothing but try to stay alive. ]
...Hey. You people that can't figure out what to do in all this shit.
... ... ...
Fuck, I've got nothing. Just stick together and prioritize not dying, I guess. Don't do anything stupid. This goes especially for all of the Trolls, because I know--I KNOW--you're all stupid. And that includes me, by the way.
...Can't even think of any legitimate orders. Great leader.