♋ ACT IV > COMMAND YOUR LOYAL SUBORDINATES

[kinda_crabby]

[ A - ACTION | POST OFFICE - ]

[Karkat has recently visited the post office, but only after getting into a heated debate with his household's mailbox and its red tilty lever doodad--and, later, bitching at the postman himself about the stupidity and barbaric dumbness of the mail system in general

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[wolf_faerie]

[brb loling]

That just means he likes you!

[kinda_crabby]

Make this thing like me less! Can't you commune with it or something?

[wolf_faerie]

Commune...? Well, if you don't want him to bother you, I'll tell him.

[Goes over to pull the dog off him.]

[kinda_crabby]

Good! Next time you won't get off so easily, human beast! Only a select few are allowed to slobber on my face like that!

[wolf_faerie]

[Just laughs some more before making the dog face her.]

He doesn't want you to lick him, alright? Now off with you.

[But the dog ignores this and starts to lick Aisling's face instead. She lets out a feral-sounding snarl, making the dog take off down the street.]

[kinda_crabby]

You're not going to start slobbering on my face now, are you?

[wolf_faerie]

No! Yuck.

[kinda_crabby]

Hey, how am I supposed to know it's not some sort of common practice in human dogbeast culture?

[wolf_faerie]

Dogs and wolves do it, but humans don't. And fairies don't either...

[kinda_crabby]

Things that don't exist tend not to do things, yeah.

[wolf_faerie]

I exist! Maybe not where you're from, but I still do.

And...[She looks him up and down] I've never seen anything like you where I'm from, anyway.

[kinda_crabby]

That's no surprise, what with me being from an entirely planet and universe. Also, hey, it's not polite to stare. No cultural sensitivity!

[wolf_faerie]

[Unfortunately, staring is something Aisling does a lot.]

I don't know what that is, and I don't want to know.

[kinda_crabby]

See, this is the sort of attitude that gets planets invaded!