[There's a little click as the PCD turns on, Itachi's voice is slightly muffled and bordering on stressed.]

What.
The.
Hell.

Was that? It looked like a kitten.

[The rustle of cloth and a faint, organic squishing noise.]

... I need a sword. I'd rather not face these at close range or waste kunai on them.

[Itachi's voice returns to a semblance of calm after ( Read more... )

[The PCD clicks on and a quiet, calm voice begins speaking. It's masculine and confident.]

Hello. I am newly arrived here. I have the gist of the situation--Apparently this place pulls people from different times and worlds to... Here.

Here appears to include killer bunnies.

Information pertaining to anything would be beneficial--lodgings however, are ( Read more... )