27 - [Video]
[The PCD activates as it hits the ground, the surroundings are somewhat dark and oh-so-mysterious by the lake side. A large thump is emitted as it hits the ground and then the slight-aqua skinned boy comes into view, his back towards the PCD. His posture is lax and his voice emerges, obviously irritating to his counterpart.]
-- Jeez. Come on Itachi, you’re acting like a bitch on PMS.
[Itachi is by the lake, not really looking at his stalker annoyance.]
Come up with something more clever, Suigetsu-kun.
[A soft mischievous chuckle emerges from his throat as he stands behind Itachi and Suigetsu idly runs a hand through his hair.]
Aha. You know what that Madara guy said? Said you were kinda a softie too, you know.
[That earns Itachi's head turning a little, what's visible of his expression is a very deadly glare.]
Did he?
[And in return, Suigetsu puts his hands on his waist and gives Itachi a very toothy grin, totally ignoring that death glare.]
Yep. Gotta say that it was pretty nice how you spared Sasuke and all that shit, pretty gay too. Ah well…too bad he’s gone now, all that work for nothing, eh?
You talk too much.
[Suigetsu briefly looks at the lake because he is that smart.]
Nah, not really. But seriously? I’m glad you’re dead…ish. Well not dead, you get it. It was really boring chasing you. Kinda wanted to fight you, since you were kinda tough, but kinda got disappointed with all that brotherly-love crap.
[Not even a twitch of cheek muscles betrays Itachi. However, one moment he is standing passively, and the next he's stepped up to Suigetsu with incredible speed, even for being without powers. One hand grips the other teen by the back of the neck, the other hand by the front of Suigetsu's shirt. A short couple of steps and Itachi is knee deep in lake water, and he flings Suigetsu as far as he can without the help of chakra. Which is still decently far. His voice is annoyed when he speaks.]
Now will you shut up?
[Suigetsu is looking pretty damn smug by what he said and does not even notice Itachi’s movements until there is a hand at his neck.]
H-Hey! What do ya think you’re--!
[Too bad his sentence is cut off by the sudden rush of water that he finds himself in, and because he does lack powers…well, he can only submerge for a few seconds before his eyes peer from the water.]
Tch. Bastard…
[Itachi is still knee deep in the lake and looking rather less annoyed and more amused. But there's a dark edge in his voice.]
Have you cooled down yet, Suigetsu-kun?
[And visible from the angle of the PCD, the surface of the lake ripples, something the half-blind ninja doesn't notice.]
[Suigetsu smirks nonetheless and lets himself do a very…graceful doggy-paddle, coming towards Itachi and grabs that goddamn bitch-looking ponytail. He laughs once again in an impish manner and pulls Itachi in with him, totally oblivious to the ripples that start to come to the surface]
Kinda not fair, I’m not the bitch who is all pissy.
[Itachi doesn't squawk, because Itachi never squawks, but there is a muffled noise before he's dragged into the water. He rises to the surface, wet, mad as a scalded cat, and hissing as much as one. He raises his arm in preparation of doing something violent to the damn blue-skinned, shark-toothed brat.]
My patience with you--
[Itachi stops abruptly, eyes widening a little. For a moment nothing his visible on the PCD, then moonlight catches a slimy, shimmering tentacle curling up from the lake to land on Suigetsu's shoulder, and another coiling around Itachi's raised arm, slithering around the limb swiftly and reaching to grasp at Itachi's torso.]
[As always, there is a small sound of amusement that emerges from Suigetsu’s throat to see the violent gesture and only returns it with his own. Shark-kid wants to bite like a motherfucker, that’s until he feels something on his shoulder.]
Wha - huh?
[Then he turns to see something weirdo squid thing and can only let his limbs lock in discomfort]
Tch. This is gross.
Gross is not our chief concern.
[Itachi's voice is flat and he's yanking himself free of the grasping tentacles.]
There is a giant squid getting overly friendly and neither of us have powers. I suggest, Suigetsu-kun, that we get the hell out of here.
[Which is easier said then done because Squid-tan is very friendly tonight. and more tentacles are coming~]
Goddamnit…
[He growls before seriously biting down on the tentacle, hey, he still has those teeth after all and they do take quite a small chunk out of the super-sized seafood; Suigetsu sure as hell wasn’t going to star in an H-movie.]
You got us into this trouble, so you save our asses!
[But whatever, the tentacle lays off and Suigetsu runs like his ass is on fire, who cares what the Uchiha is doing, better him than Suigetsu]
[Itachi doesn't care that he's being ditched, there's another tentacle already chasing the damn shark-brat. He manages to muscle his way out of the one giving him the feelup and follows Suigetsu, drawing a kunai from his nin-kit as he does and slashing the tentacle attacking the other teen.]
Afraid of a little seafood, Suigetsu-kun?
[Itachi's voice is low and mocking, but the tentacles are still chasing the two soaked teenagers. And then the feed times out.]
-- Jeez. Come on Itachi, you’re acting like a bitch on PMS.
[Itachi is by the lake, not really looking at his stalker annoyance.]
Come up with something more clever, Suigetsu-kun.
[A soft mischievous chuckle emerges from his throat as he stands behind Itachi and Suigetsu idly runs a hand through his hair.]
Aha. You know what that Madara guy said? Said you were kinda a softie too, you know.
[That earns Itachi's head turning a little, what's visible of his expression is a very deadly glare.]
Did he?
[And in return, Suigetsu puts his hands on his waist and gives Itachi a very toothy grin, totally ignoring that death glare.]
Yep. Gotta say that it was pretty nice how you spared Sasuke and all that shit, pretty gay too. Ah well…too bad he’s gone now, all that work for nothing, eh?
You talk too much.
[Suigetsu briefly looks at the lake because he is that smart.]
Nah, not really. But seriously? I’m glad you’re dead…ish. Well not dead, you get it. It was really boring chasing you. Kinda wanted to fight you, since you were kinda tough, but kinda got disappointed with all that brotherly-love crap.
[Not even a twitch of cheek muscles betrays Itachi. However, one moment he is standing passively, and the next he's stepped up to Suigetsu with incredible speed, even for being without powers. One hand grips the other teen by the back of the neck, the other hand by the front of Suigetsu's shirt. A short couple of steps and Itachi is knee deep in lake water, and he flings Suigetsu as far as he can without the help of chakra. Which is still decently far. His voice is annoyed when he speaks.]
Now will you shut up?
[Suigetsu is looking pretty damn smug by what he said and does not even notice Itachi’s movements until there is a hand at his neck.]
H-Hey! What do ya think you’re--!
[Too bad his sentence is cut off by the sudden rush of water that he finds himself in, and because he does lack powers…well, he can only submerge for a few seconds before his eyes peer from the water.]
Tch. Bastard…
[Itachi is still knee deep in the lake and looking rather less annoyed and more amused. But there's a dark edge in his voice.]
Have you cooled down yet, Suigetsu-kun?
[And visible from the angle of the PCD, the surface of the lake ripples, something the half-blind ninja doesn't notice.]
[Suigetsu smirks nonetheless and lets himself do a very…graceful doggy-paddle, coming towards Itachi and grabs that goddamn bitch-looking ponytail. He laughs once again in an impish manner and pulls Itachi in with him, totally oblivious to the ripples that start to come to the surface]
Kinda not fair, I’m not the bitch who is all pissy.
[Itachi doesn't squawk, because Itachi never squawks, but there is a muffled noise before he's dragged into the water. He rises to the surface, wet, mad as a scalded cat, and hissing as much as one. He raises his arm in preparation of doing something violent to the damn blue-skinned, shark-toothed brat.]
My patience with you--
[Itachi stops abruptly, eyes widening a little. For a moment nothing his visible on the PCD, then moonlight catches a slimy, shimmering tentacle curling up from the lake to land on Suigetsu's shoulder, and another coiling around Itachi's raised arm, slithering around the limb swiftly and reaching to grasp at Itachi's torso.]
[As always, there is a small sound of amusement that emerges from Suigetsu’s throat to see the violent gesture and only returns it with his own. Shark-kid wants to bite like a motherfucker, that’s until he feels something on his shoulder.]
Wha - huh?
[Then he turns to see something weirdo squid thing and can only let his limbs lock in discomfort]
Tch. This is gross.
Gross is not our chief concern.
[Itachi's voice is flat and he's yanking himself free of the grasping tentacles.]
There is a giant squid getting overly friendly and neither of us have powers. I suggest, Suigetsu-kun, that we get the hell out of here.
[Which is easier said then done because Squid-tan is very friendly tonight. and more tentacles are coming~]
Goddamnit…
[He growls before seriously biting down on the tentacle, hey, he still has those teeth after all and they do take quite a small chunk out of the super-sized seafood; Suigetsu sure as hell wasn’t going to star in an H-movie.]
You got us into this trouble, so you save our asses!
[But whatever, the tentacle lays off and Suigetsu runs like his ass is on fire, who cares what the Uchiha is doing, better him than Suigetsu]
[Itachi doesn't care that he's being ditched, there's another tentacle already chasing the damn shark-brat. He manages to muscle his way out of the one giving him the feelup and follows Suigetsu, drawing a kunai from his nin-kit as he does and slashing the tentacle attacking the other teen.]
Afraid of a little seafood, Suigetsu-kun?
[Itachi's voice is low and mocking, but the tentacles are still chasing the two soaked teenagers. And then the feed times out.]