7 - [Voice]

Aug 30, 2008 13:42

[Itachi's voice is dryly amused.]

Vincent-san, Neji-kun, I have a question for you both:

What is your policy on pets?

Specifically, sharks?

I promise he is house-broken, but I am afraid if you insist on neutering him you will have to do it yourself.

voice post, lol kisame, -neji, -skyler, -kisame, -rinoa, -vincent, -sasuke, pet shark needs good home, -oliver, partners, -alphonse

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stalwart_flame August 30 2008, 20:59:28 UTC
Shark?

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kin_slayer August 30 2008, 21:01:02 UTC
Why yes, a shark, Skyler-kun.

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stalwart_flame August 30 2008, 21:02:46 UTC
But what is a shark?

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kin_slayer August 30 2008, 21:10:04 UTC
A shark is a type of carnivorous fish, Skyler-kun. Usually very large.

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stalwart_flame August 30 2008, 21:12:03 UTC
Can you tell me what it looks like?

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kin_slayer August 30 2008, 21:14:40 UTC
A shark in general or the one I refer to? In general there are many varieties of shark, and they tend to live in salt water.

The one I refer to is actually quite human, he merely has shark-like characteristics.

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stalwart_flame August 30 2008, 21:16:38 UTC
In general I guess, I wouldn't know one if I saw it.

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kin_slayer August 30 2008, 21:22:53 UTC
Well they are aquatic, and like the fish they are they breathe only in water and drown in air.

I believe they range from a foot to over seven feet in length. Possibly larger.

They have rows of triangular, very sharp teeth that can grow back if ripped out. They are generally fish-shaped, though more barrel-like than flat. A single vertical fin is located somewhere in their mid back and is usually a defining characteristic.

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stalwart_flame August 30 2008, 21:24:49 UTC
Sounds like a Sharpedo.

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kin_slayer August 30 2008, 21:28:37 UTC
Perhaps that is your world's version of a shark?

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stalwart_flame August 30 2008, 21:29:43 UTC
Probably.

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kin_slayer August 30 2008, 21:31:39 UTC
Kisame-san resembles a shark in both attitude and appearance, you would know him if you saw him.

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stalwart_flame August 30 2008, 21:35:26 UTC
So, the blue guy with the sharp teeth?

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kin_slayer August 30 2008, 21:36:50 UTC
Mhm. That would be him.

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stalwart_flame August 30 2008, 21:39:41 UTC
Good you have a friend here.

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kin_slayer August 30 2008, 21:47:47 UTC
... Yes, I suppose it is.

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