39 - [Accidental Video]

[kin_slayer]

[The PCD clicks on, a hand moving away and the owner seemingly unaware that the recording function has been activated. The PCD is on a ledge facing a ruined lot of crumbling buildings near the edge of the Safe Zone. Itachi steps into view, minus his cloak and hat

Comments

[turn_a_blindeye]

Oh, come on, Kohai. Don't you know you're supposed to train with your shirt off?

[Text]

[kin_slayer]

You read too many trashy novels, Kakashi-san.

[turn_a_blindeye]

They're classics, Itachi-kun, and I keep them in excellent condition. Not trashy in the least.

But the novels have nothing to do with it. If you're going to put on a show, do it right: half-naked.

[Text]

[kin_slayer]

Classics? I wasn't aware the term had degraded so much.

You know how self-conscious I get, senpai. Perhaps if you want a show, you should persuade me in person.

[turn_a_blindeye]

You just don't know fine literature.

Do I? You've never been self-conscious around me. Maybe you're just scared the kiddies will see this, hm?

I should, hm? Are you asking me on another date, kohai?

[Text]

[kin_slayer]

I think it's more a matter of different tastes. I imagine my idea of a good read is somewhat less stimulating than your own.

Do you think I should but a mature content warning, like one of your novels, Kakashi-san?

I don't know how I could ask more plainly.

[turn_a_blindeye]

Hm. You need more stimulation in your life.

Only if you at least take off your shirt.

While I'm sure I'd love to, I'm a little busy with your brother and cousin right now.

[Text]

[kin_slayer]

I think my life is quite stimulating, senpai. Perhaps you are the one in need of something more to arouse your interest.

Ah well, then I suppose it's safe enough for the children as it is.

No wonder you need to resort to books, no adults in your life.

[turn_a_blindeye]

Oh, I have my methods for arousal...

If it's not safe enough, we can always just cover their eyes.

Hey, the kids are fairly entertaining, but the books do certainly provide something the kids can't, yeah.

[Text]

[kin_slayer]

I have no doubt you do.

I'll leave that to you, since you are so fond of children.

Sounds lonely, Kakashi-san.

[turn_a_blindeye]

I could tell you all about them--in great detail--if you'd like. Perhaps you'd like to copy some of my techniques, huh?

Thanks. I'll let the more prudish of our household handle it, though.

Not lonely enough for me to seek out you, when I have more pressing obligations to attend to.

[Text]

[kin_slayer]

Oh please do elaborate, I'm all ears for your experience, senpai.

... I'm wondering who that is.

I feel rejected.

Re: [Text]

[turn_a_blindeye]

Now that would require a "mature content" label. And perhaps I should filter the contents to only you anyway.

Neji, for one. And Sensei.

Oh, I'm sure you do.

[Text]

[kin_slayer]

I wonder if you really would.

Neji may act it, but remember I did live with you a while. Namikaze-san? I wouldn't have expected.

Will you make it up to me?

[turn_a_blindeye]

We could find out...

Sensei's the worst of them all. Neji is prudish enough to count. His sensei, too, probably.

When I'm not busy with you brother, sure... Squid-tan again, or do you have something new in mind?

[Text]

[kin_slayer]

Why don't we? Unless you're merely bluffing.

I see, how constrained you must feel in such a household.

I believe something new is in order. If we keep doing the same old things, we'll stagnate.