FIC: La Oscura Mansion de la Vida (1/1) COMPLETE

[kimonkey7]

Title: La Oscura Mansion de la Vida
Author: kimonkey7
Rating: R for language, implied sexual situations
Pairing: gen, Dean and Sam, Bobby, implied OFC
Disclaimer: Not mine. Damn it.
SPOILERS: Takes place late season two, non-specific.

Summary: Death, dear to my heart, don't abandon me, protect me, and don't let Dean have one moment of peace; keep him

Comments

[unplugged32]

This story is brilliant! Hystercially funny and oh, so original...you really threw me with this one! Fantastic job!

Edit: **looks around** First comment?? Yay to me!

[kimonkey7]

Heee! Glad you liked it. It is a little...um...different, this one. LOL. Uh...

*cough*

Thank you for reading. :)

[apieceofcake]

God help me.. I wasn't feeling very sorry for Dean until he went blind. He did kinda deserve getting whammied for the way he treats them, but then that was a bit much ;-)

Enjoyed it Kim, thanks :-)

[kimonkey7]

Oh, Dean...

I think it's kind of fun, to play with that line between our boy being a pig and our boy being, well, victimized. LOL. I hate to admit, I love him either way. ;)

Thanks, Jo!

[girlfan1979]

He reeks of smoke and booze and sex, and Sam scrunches his nose, turns his head toward the rough pillow case.

I really love your ability to capture a moment.

Sam notices a bolo of scarlet hickies strung round his brother’s neck and across his throat.

And I envy your descriptions more than a little.

“You’re not gonna call her back?”

“Why would I?”

“I don’t know, common courtesy?”

“Jesus,” Dean sneered, tugging his laces into double knots, “you got a lot to learn about chicks.”

Like, when not to listen to his older brother's asinine advice?

Dean is at my feet, humiliated and repentant

Kinky!

“Coupla pieces of bread with some stuff in between ‘em. You’ll figure it out,” says Bobby, chin aiming Dean into the kitchen under

threat of grievous harm.

I love Bobby.

“Chervil?” Sam asks.

I'm pretty sure that's not used in witchcraft, Sam.

At least not terribly commonly.

“Shit, Bobby,” Sam laughs, head shaking, “the year we’ve had? Dean can get out of a set of cuffs with a piece of lint and a kitten

[kimonkey7]

I think what Dean does next is demand HE get some Bar-B-Q...and then he goes and picks up a chick in a bar.

*nods*

He's a thick-skulled one, our Dean.

Still love 'im, though. :)

Thanks for reading!

[kimonkey7]

Thanks, my dear. :)

I was saying up above, to Jo, I like playing that line of deserving/undeserving with Dean, because let's face it...he can be a pig.

But, yeah. CHicks can get a little CRAZY, too. :)

Thanks for reading!

[riverbella]

This has to be the best lunch break I've had in a long time! I'm scratching my head trying to figure out what sort of brain goes from "Dean sings karaoke" to this. Other than a completely brilliant one, of course.

This story had its share of humor, but, you know, it kind of creeped me out a little at the same time. Okay, it creeped me out a lot. The level of self-absorption and petty viciousness Yulisa displayed, and her willingness to go to any lengths to obtain a completely false love and devotion. The elements of the spell itself, which kind of made my skin crawl. And I was totally with Sam--Dean under someone else's control is more than a bit devastating to watch. Yulisa got no more than she deserved, and maybe less. Rather than LOL over the last line--which I loved in all kinds of ways--I just wanted to jump up and down and cheer "Dean's Baaack!"

Loved the story and loved the subtle shivers under the skin it gave me. As always, you rock it, babe.

[kimonkey7]

Ooh. SOrry if the content made your lunch...um...

Anyway. Yes. WTF. There is a LOGICAL REASON to how my brain got from the prompt to this. Really. There is.

I'm sure of it...

I'm actually kind of glad it creeped you out. It's CREEPY. I played a bit with the actuall Prayer to Santisima Muerte, but rest assured, it's creepy on its own. And I realized halfway into this, I needed to make Yulisa a bit...OFF...instead of the kind of desperate, hurting woman who would actually use this ritual to keep her man. :(

Anyhoo. Very glad you liked it, sweets. Thanks, as always, for sharing with me.

[anonymous]

You just crack my shit right up.
This all sorts of wrong that you somehow make it right, and plausible.
How do you do that?

[lemmypie]

GODDAMNIT!
That's me above. Going on about your greatness.
Whatever.*fuckingLJalwaysALWAYSfuckingsigningmeOUT*

[kimonkey7]

Ahahaaahaa. I so totally knew that was you. You are the QUEEN of the signed-out comment. Heee.

Yeah...this one got a little weirdy, didn't it?

[lemmypie]

But you my dear can TOTALLY pull it off.
In anyone else's hands this would have been a disaster.
Really and truly.