Things Big Bros should not ask Lil Sis

[kimmu_opacre]

*watching Cowboy Bebop; gay sex scene comes on with man lyin on top of other man face to face*

Bro: *pause* Wait...mconfused. That doesnt work like that.
Me: ...dude. Yes it does.
Bro: No, it cant, right? Its from behind...thats painful isnt it?
Me: DUDE. DONT MAKE ME EXPLAIN GAY SEX TO YOU.
Bro: But it cant -
Me: DUDE. I CAN FIND PICTURES. JUST PLAY.
Bro: But -
Me: PLAY.

God. My brother. I clearly must educate him further.

*scours fandoms*

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