if you don't go... you don't know
I know people usually hate when you just list the things you did all weekend but i'm going to proceed to do that now. I'm just warning you. I'm doing so because I had a crazy weekend and some past events need to be shared with the world. First of all I may or may not have stopped showing up to my hollister shifts resulting in them terminating my current job there. This is fabulous. On Friday was the Canisius Quad party which turned out to be better than Christmas. It was insanity at it's finest. There were so many cool people there. I may or may not have been that girl who puked all over canisius. Yeah that was me. Then we came back to Medaille and continued to feast on the finest mashed potatoes in the land. After that I thought it was an appropriate time to take a nap in Cal's bed, then we ripped jims and headed back to Canisius for round two.
This time our group consisted of me, kelly, finn, and a few baseball players who randomly became our best friends. On the journey over we came across a young lad running through the streets in only boxers then he stopped and started talking to us and mid conversation took off his boxers. We were baffled and just walked away shaking our heads about the whole situation. We wandered around and ended up in such places as frisch hall, crazy unknown parties, and Hartmen's house. Then we went back to Medaille thus ending 14+ hours of solid non-stop drinking.
On Saturday we went to a Luau at the new baseball house. This whole adventure began with walking down parkside smoking cigars. The party was one of the most fun i've been to in a long time. I started off the night by swindling people in asshole of course, because i'm a champion. Then the song call on me came on so I got up and started dancing and made Sara and Marisa dance with me then other people started joining in and pretty soon after call on me played for the tenth time we got a whole living room full of people dancing ridiculously. Then someone got really irate about that song playing for so long becuase it's so stupid so we changed it to "hollerback girl" which is equally as stupid.
At this point I thought it would be a good idea to go outside... WRONG. I fell down the porch steps and destroyed my ankle and just lay there shouting in agony. Dennis came over and helped me into a house where I might have sobbed in pain for awhile while talking to some girl I don't know about the vet tech program at Medaille and how I dislike most people involved in it.
After awhile I ended up at another party somehow only I looked around and realized not a single person I knew was there except this girl Sara who lives on my floor that I only started talking to that night, and Russ Allen who I kind of knew. Good situation. After losing horrible at pong I decided to use my sweet charm to get Russ Allen to take me to rip and he did! Along with Sara and some kid I don't know. So we go to Jims and obviously Mike Dunn is there with this girl I don't know but she tells me she knows me and my brothers and takes a picture of me. I was so confused. I proceeded to eat the most delicious sub of my life and then Chris Dressel showed up, obviously. We all visited for awhile then departed for more craziness to come.
This took us back to Medaille where we saw Nick Casperzak in the parking lot and I played with his hair because it is FABULOUS until he got annoyed and made me stop. I then changed into pajamas and departed from Medaille again with Sara, Russ, boy I don't know and Cat. We went back to a party where no one was at so we just walked in and started to pound. I played my favorite game which is saying to someone holding a full drink "you won't pound that" and watching them pound it until innebriation ensues. That game is always a good time unless you are playing it with your designated driver, Russ Allen. woops. We partied till about 4:30 then came back to Medaille to find Kelly and Joe in Kelly's bed and two girls I didn't know on my floor with my blankets and pillows. I didn't really care at this point so I just passed out.
At 7am Joe woke up and went into the hall for some reason only to find Russ Allen sleeping naked in a pool of his own vomit. NAKED. And that concludes the crazy tales of my weekend. I am sitting here today with a cankle and no knowledge of the material that is going to be on my exam at 10 am tomorrow but one things for sure, I had some fucking good times.
I don't really think anyone read that. It was just funny to write out because it reminded me of all the hilarious things that happend. Download the song "call on me" right now. ok bye.
This time our group consisted of me, kelly, finn, and a few baseball players who randomly became our best friends. On the journey over we came across a young lad running through the streets in only boxers then he stopped and started talking to us and mid conversation took off his boxers. We were baffled and just walked away shaking our heads about the whole situation. We wandered around and ended up in such places as frisch hall, crazy unknown parties, and Hartmen's house. Then we went back to Medaille thus ending 14+ hours of solid non-stop drinking.
On Saturday we went to a Luau at the new baseball house. This whole adventure began with walking down parkside smoking cigars. The party was one of the most fun i've been to in a long time. I started off the night by swindling people in asshole of course, because i'm a champion. Then the song call on me came on so I got up and started dancing and made Sara and Marisa dance with me then other people started joining in and pretty soon after call on me played for the tenth time we got a whole living room full of people dancing ridiculously. Then someone got really irate about that song playing for so long becuase it's so stupid so we changed it to "hollerback girl" which is equally as stupid.
At this point I thought it would be a good idea to go outside... WRONG. I fell down the porch steps and destroyed my ankle and just lay there shouting in agony. Dennis came over and helped me into a house where I might have sobbed in pain for awhile while talking to some girl I don't know about the vet tech program at Medaille and how I dislike most people involved in it.
After awhile I ended up at another party somehow only I looked around and realized not a single person I knew was there except this girl Sara who lives on my floor that I only started talking to that night, and Russ Allen who I kind of knew. Good situation. After losing horrible at pong I decided to use my sweet charm to get Russ Allen to take me to rip and he did! Along with Sara and some kid I don't know. So we go to Jims and obviously Mike Dunn is there with this girl I don't know but she tells me she knows me and my brothers and takes a picture of me. I was so confused. I proceeded to eat the most delicious sub of my life and then Chris Dressel showed up, obviously. We all visited for awhile then departed for more craziness to come.
This took us back to Medaille where we saw Nick Casperzak in the parking lot and I played with his hair because it is FABULOUS until he got annoyed and made me stop. I then changed into pajamas and departed from Medaille again with Sara, Russ, boy I don't know and Cat. We went back to a party where no one was at so we just walked in and started to pound. I played my favorite game which is saying to someone holding a full drink "you won't pound that" and watching them pound it until innebriation ensues. That game is always a good time unless you are playing it with your designated driver, Russ Allen. woops. We partied till about 4:30 then came back to Medaille to find Kelly and Joe in Kelly's bed and two girls I didn't know on my floor with my blankets and pillows. I didn't really care at this point so I just passed out.
At 7am Joe woke up and went into the hall for some reason only to find Russ Allen sleeping naked in a pool of his own vomit. NAKED. And that concludes the crazy tales of my weekend. I am sitting here today with a cankle and no knowledge of the material that is going to be on my exam at 10 am tomorrow but one things for sure, I had some fucking good times.
I don't really think anyone read that. It was just funny to write out because it reminded me of all the hilarious things that happend. Download the song "call on me" right now. ok bye.