Congrats, Nurse Deb!
Nurse Debs. You did it! It was long and hard and trying and tear-filled and stressful and OMG! YOU'RE A NURSE!!!
I wanted to get you something extra special to show how very proud I am of you for fulfilling your dream of wearing that sexy white uniform. Bummer I can't get you anything extra special, so I made you this. I hope you likey.
Dean: You’re doing that all wrong. Nurse Deb says a wound
should be thoroughly cleaned before being stitched up.
Sam: Who the hell is Nurse Deb and why should you care what
she says. Dad taught you how to stitch wounds when you were six!
You could probably teach her a thing or two.
Dean: That definitely looks bad. That’s an infection waiting to
happen. Plus your stitching pattern will be prone to scarring.
Nope. She wouldn’t like that at all.
Sam: Dude! I used a hook! Not gonna be pretty!
Sam: Who is this nurse, again?
Dean: Nurse Deb. She treated me when I got banged up in Maryland.
I was her first official patient as a nurse. She’s very smart. And sexy!
Dean: She told me all about her training and school work.
She had to write a Grand Rounds paper!
Dean: That’s totally not properly disinfected!
Sam: What are Grand Rounds?
Dean: Fuck if I know, but I bet it was hard. She’s really cool!
Dean: Except for when she kept trying to give me an enema.
I think she just wanted to check out my ass.
Dean: She knows all about neuro regulations. She taught me
how to tell if you’re more brain damaged than usual. It’s called
Serial Sevens. Subtract 7 from 100 and go backwards consecutively.
Sam: You must be permanently brain damaged then, cause you
can’t do that on a good day!
Dean: I know right! She said she can’t do math, either!
Dean: FUCK!
Dean: Nurse Deb would have been more gentle. And soothing.
She would have SOOTHED me!
Dean: She had to describe a teaching plan for patients and
their families that address needs while in acute care, addressing
also community based care resources and home care needs.
Ha! I told her hunters LIVE that plan everyday!
Sam: You told her what we do?
Dean: I was stoned on those awesome drugs she gave me!
But it's cool. She thought I was talking about the killing
Bambi type hunters.
Sam: Guuuh!!
Dean: Told you it wasn’t properly cleaned.
Dean: I’m gonna barf...
Sam: Better call Nurse Deb
You're a wonderful friend, and you're gonna be an awesome nurse! You've touched so many lives here on LJ, and now you'll get to impact even more, up close and personal. And what a great example you are for your girls! You blow me away!
Congrats, my friend!
I wanted to get you something extra special to show how very proud I am of you for fulfilling your dream of wearing that sexy white uniform. Bummer I can't get you anything extra special, so I made you this. I hope you likey.
Dean: You’re doing that all wrong. Nurse Deb says a wound
should be thoroughly cleaned before being stitched up.
Sam: Who the hell is Nurse Deb and why should you care what
she says. Dad taught you how to stitch wounds when you were six!
You could probably teach her a thing or two.
Dean: That definitely looks bad. That’s an infection waiting to
happen. Plus your stitching pattern will be prone to scarring.
Nope. She wouldn’t like that at all.
Sam: Dude! I used a hook! Not gonna be pretty!
Sam: Who is this nurse, again?
Dean: Nurse Deb. She treated me when I got banged up in Maryland.
I was her first official patient as a nurse. She’s very smart. And sexy!
Dean: She told me all about her training and school work.
She had to write a Grand Rounds paper!
Dean: That’s totally not properly disinfected!
Sam: What are Grand Rounds?
Dean: Fuck if I know, but I bet it was hard. She’s really cool!
Dean: Except for when she kept trying to give me an enema.
I think she just wanted to check out my ass.
Dean: She knows all about neuro regulations. She taught me
how to tell if you’re more brain damaged than usual. It’s called
Serial Sevens. Subtract 7 from 100 and go backwards consecutively.
Sam: You must be permanently brain damaged then, cause you
can’t do that on a good day!
Dean: I know right! She said she can’t do math, either!
Dean: FUCK!
Dean: Nurse Deb would have been more gentle. And soothing.
She would have SOOTHED me!
Dean: She had to describe a teaching plan for patients and
their families that address needs while in acute care, addressing
also community based care resources and home care needs.
Ha! I told her hunters LIVE that plan everyday!
Sam: You told her what we do?
Dean: I was stoned on those awesome drugs she gave me!
But it's cool. She thought I was talking about the killing
Bambi type hunters.
Sam: Guuuh!!
Dean: Told you it wasn’t properly cleaned.
Dean: I’m gonna barf...
Sam: Better call Nurse Deb
You're a wonderful friend, and you're gonna be an awesome nurse! You've touched so many lives here on LJ, and now you'll get to impact even more, up close and personal. And what a great example you are for your girls! You blow me away!
Congrats, my friend!