What about me? I'm only, like, THE COOLEST person around! I'm SO offended! Who else can drink barely half a pint and be wasted off their ass? C'mon, you have to admit, that takes talent. I just called your cell by the way. Give me a call back when ya get this, cuz I doubt you check your messages. Man, have I got the best story to tell you! It all started Tuesday afternoon when I began cleaning out my closet and found a door in the back. Damn crazy unicorns and lions and witches!
Me again! Don't worry about callin' late at night. I have taken up the art of insomnia. Quite interesting what you can find on television at 3 a.m. Last night I was tempted to buy one of those knife sets. You know, the ones that can cut through cans! They're pretty fuckin' awesome! Then again, everything is pretty fuckin' awesome at 3 in the morning! Is it obvious that I'm starved for attention right now? Good, I didn't think so.
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What about me? I'm only, like, THE COOLEST person around! I'm SO offended! Who else can drink barely half a pint and be wasted off their ass? C'mon, you have to admit, that takes talent. I just called your cell by the way. Give me a call back when ya get this, cuz I doubt you check your messages. Man, have I got the best story to tell you! It all started Tuesday afternoon when I began cleaning out my closet and found a door in the back. Damn crazy unicorns and lions and witches!
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