[... K-Kana-chan was so lonely on Christmas. It should have been a day to celebrate LOVE as a couple, eating Christmas cake together and making out on a bearskin rug next to a fire place and Christmas Tree and under a sprig of mistletoe and... bawww...]
[So she got this great idea! She'd just stand under mistletoe, and cute girls would HAVE to kiss her then!]
[Except that then boys might try to kiss her too...]
[... and so hatched her genius scheme.]
[She put up mistletoe in a public women's restroom and stood under it, doing her make up in the mirror, pretending she didn't realize it was there and that she hadn't been there for hours!]
[She had put on a lot of make up at this point.]
[Her face seriously looked like this:
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