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May 28, 2009 12:04

OH MY GOD IS THAT A DINOSAUR!?  Wait, so the dinosaurs were around something like 200 million years ago.  200 million... well in order to back in time that far I guess I'd have to surpass the speed of li--OH I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT SCIENCE!  WHY AM I EVEN TRYING TO DO MATH RIGHT NOW!?

WHERE AM I!?!

This has to be a trick.  Mariya has locked me up in some kind of... I don't know, virtual simulation!  Yes!  Or... or... stranded me upon an evil, volcano fortress island where she keeps her jurassic park army which she will use to conquer the world!  I can see it now, Mariya and the Amazing Matsurika upon the backs of tyranothunder domes, subjugating the people of the world to their reign of tyrany!

How can she do this?  I just transferred and everything!  I was slowly on the path, however arduous it was because of her, to finding my one true love!!  Ryuuken-sama, Kiri, Sachi, Ayari... Yuzuru!!  Someone!!  Anyone!?  Heeeeeellllp!!

My dear mother in heaven, is this the end for Kanako?
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