Oh. My. God.
Hi friends,
So if you didn't know, I'm marching Phantom Regiment's colorguard this summer, which is stupendous in so many ways that I can't even count. It's also been a burning case of gonorrhea to my bank account. Having said this, I am in desperate need of at least $2,000 to pay my dues.
Please, please, please spread this news to anybody you know who just happens to be rolling around in excessive amounts of money that they'd be more than willing to donate to hot asians (holy run-on sentence). Also feel free to pass this on to yourselves. Any amount would help me.
Yes, I'm THAT desperate.
Good news is that it's easy to make my dreams come true. Just send a personal check to:
Phantom Regiment
5050 East State Street
Rockford, IL 61108-2393
with my name (Kimi Schillinger...drr) on the memo line.
If you don't think that you're $5 will help me...think again.
Love you all, thanks in advance!
So if you didn't know, I'm marching Phantom Regiment's colorguard this summer, which is stupendous in so many ways that I can't even count. It's also been a burning case of gonorrhea to my bank account. Having said this, I am in desperate need of at least $2,000 to pay my dues.
Please, please, please spread this news to anybody you know who just happens to be rolling around in excessive amounts of money that they'd be more than willing to donate to hot asians (holy run-on sentence). Also feel free to pass this on to yourselves. Any amount would help me.
Yes, I'm THAT desperate.
Good news is that it's easy to make my dreams come true. Just send a personal check to:
Phantom Regiment
5050 East State Street
Rockford, IL 61108-2393
with my name (Kimi Schillinger...drr) on the memo line.
If you don't think that you're $5 will help me...think again.
Love you all, thanks in advance!