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You know, as much as I roll my eyes about people getting all excited about Valentine's Day, I roll my eyes even more at people who hate it with a fiery passion.
Partly because I'm pretty sure those two reactions to Valentine's day are just two sides of the same coin, and which one a person has depends solely on whether they've got a partner on Valentine's Day.
Well, maybe I'm just a jerk for thinking Valentine's Day's kind of silly. It's nice enough. Just people get a little silly about it.
Oh, I'm bleeding. Papercut. And can I find my batman band-aids? No! I cannot!
So I just...bleed? NOT GOOD PROBLEM SOLVING, THNX
I got a stopwatch for my birthday (mwahahahah don't ask) and what's funny about it is that it goes up to 100. It took me a while, but finally I looked at it and said, 'No, there are only 60 seconds in a minute.' I mean, the instructions for it were clearly in English, but the whole TIME thing is pretty universal, no?
Just amuses me, really.
Oh, in other news, it snowed! Well, let's be honest, it iced more than anything. And I went to work, and I was the only person who showed up. Besides management, I mean. Good times. Then I came home and shoveled the driveway because I couldn't get the car up it.
Riveting, I know.
I'm still bleeding. Just to keep you updated.
Don't worry, I'm not actually bleeding on anything or anything like that. Don't get grossed out.
My Mama gave me Hello Kitty band-aids as part of my birthday present and they're sitting right in front of me, but I don't want to use them. How can I? They're all pink and sparkly and cute! I can't use them!
I bit the bullet and went to find a plain old band-aid. Don't worry, guys! All is now well!
Om
Partly because I'm pretty sure those two reactions to Valentine's day are just two sides of the same coin, and which one a person has depends solely on whether they've got a partner on Valentine's Day.
Well, maybe I'm just a jerk for thinking Valentine's Day's kind of silly. It's nice enough. Just people get a little silly about it.
Oh, I'm bleeding. Papercut. And can I find my batman band-aids? No! I cannot!
So I just...bleed? NOT GOOD PROBLEM SOLVING, THNX
I got a stopwatch for my birthday (mwahahahah don't ask) and what's funny about it is that it goes up to 100. It took me a while, but finally I looked at it and said, 'No, there are only 60 seconds in a minute.' I mean, the instructions for it were clearly in English, but the whole TIME thing is pretty universal, no?
Just amuses me, really.
Oh, in other news, it snowed! Well, let's be honest, it iced more than anything. And I went to work, and I was the only person who showed up. Besides management, I mean. Good times. Then I came home and shoveled the driveway because I couldn't get the car up it.
Riveting, I know.
I'm still bleeding. Just to keep you updated.
Don't worry, I'm not actually bleeding on anything or anything like that. Don't get grossed out.
My Mama gave me Hello Kitty band-aids as part of my birthday present and they're sitting right in front of me, but I don't want to use them. How can I? They're all pink and sparkly and cute! I can't use them!
I bit the bullet and went to find a plain old band-aid. Don't worry, guys! All is now well!
Om