Aug 25, 2010 19:24
If it weren’t for the giant blades of grass in the background, the full video shot of a spider crawling over Lambo’s golem would seem much more terrifying. It appears someone knocked the poor golem down, but as to who the culprit could be, it’s hard to tell. There is no loud sounds, no yelling, sniffling, or crying. Nothing. The spider is brushed away by a hand, and the rest of the view cut off by a finger.
“Yare yare. So hard on this.” The voice is low, rumbling like thunder, yet oddly calm. There is one ring on the hand that brushes the golem, large and silver and with a family crest on it, knocking off dirt and cleaning it. The focus is now on two feet in open-toed shoes, and a small cow horn… then it shakes as the golem seems to snap back to attention.
“Ah.” The man before the camera lifts both hands disarmingly, releasing it. His eye is a shocking bright green, the other is shut, swollen, and bruised up badly. He’s wearing a cow print shirt, opened at the top so that the upper half of his chest is exposed, and he’s wearing a longhorn pendant around his neck. "Is it dinner time already?"
someone got too excited,
oops dropped my golem,
adult lambo