Why am I such a messy toothbrusher?
You know what’s funny?
When you start your day getting ready and making yourself presentable for work taking extra care to do your hair and pick out the right clothes because one of the supervisors is giving you a ride to work.
Fine.
So you have your packed lunch, you have your sweater in case it’s chilly in the office, you’ve brushed your teeth, you put on perfume, you got great shoes that go with your outfit and you are still 5 minutes early for your ride.
Sweet.
You get in the car and start your commute to work, chatting about the night before and offering to pick up coffee and breakfast for the driver.
Nice.
You get to work 10 minutes early and take your time starting your computer and getting your pens and paper ready for the day. Heck, why not go to the bathroom and freshen up before your day begins.
No…don’t do that.
Why?
Because once you go into the bathroom you will look in the mirror only to see toothpaste residue on your nose that closely resembles cocaine residue after a night of partying.
Great.
The driver saw it, my co workers saw it, everyone saw it. I’m sure it explains a lot.
Now they all think I’m addicted to cocaine.
Awesome.
When you start your day getting ready and making yourself presentable for work taking extra care to do your hair and pick out the right clothes because one of the supervisors is giving you a ride to work.
Fine.
So you have your packed lunch, you have your sweater in case it’s chilly in the office, you’ve brushed your teeth, you put on perfume, you got great shoes that go with your outfit and you are still 5 minutes early for your ride.
Sweet.
You get in the car and start your commute to work, chatting about the night before and offering to pick up coffee and breakfast for the driver.
Nice.
You get to work 10 minutes early and take your time starting your computer and getting your pens and paper ready for the day. Heck, why not go to the bathroom and freshen up before your day begins.
No…don’t do that.
Why?
Because once you go into the bathroom you will look in the mirror only to see toothpaste residue on your nose that closely resembles cocaine residue after a night of partying.
Great.
The driver saw it, my co workers saw it, everyone saw it. I’m sure it explains a lot.
Now they all think I’m addicted to cocaine.
Awesome.