People Can Be Really Silly Sometimes.
These are some statements taken from state farm insurance claims
these were all written by real ADULTS.
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*Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with the tree I do not have.
*The other car collided with mine without giving me warning of its intentions
*I thought my window was down, but I found out it was up when I put my hand through it.
*I collided with a stationary truck coming my way.
*A truck backed into the windshield into my wife's face.
*A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
*The car was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.
*I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.
*I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble, and my universal joints gave way causing me to have an accident.
*To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the pedestrian.
*An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car, and vanished.
*I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him.
*The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run so I ran over him.
*I saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off the roof of my car.
*The telephone pole was approaching. I was attempting to swerve out of its way when it struck my front end.
these were all written by real ADULTS.
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*Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with the tree I do not have.
*The other car collided with mine without giving me warning of its intentions
*I thought my window was down, but I found out it was up when I put my hand through it.
*I collided with a stationary truck coming my way.
*A truck backed into the windshield into my wife's face.
*A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
*The car was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.
*I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.
*I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble, and my universal joints gave way causing me to have an accident.
*To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the pedestrian.
*An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car, and vanished.
*I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him.
*The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run so I ran over him.
*I saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off the roof of my car.
*The telephone pole was approaching. I was attempting to swerve out of its way when it struck my front end.