Crap...

Nov 29, 2010 00:56


I need to remember that Handsome is still a puppy. I'm so used to Pebbles (she could be trusted around unattended food) and I really need to remember that he is still learning and maturing.

I was snacking on some Back to Nature cheddar crackers (second in greatness to Annie's Cheddar Bunnies.) I got up to use the restroom. I came back and guess what?

That dog was eating my damn crackers. My $3 a box crackers. That I still had half a box of. :/

I saw him and the following happened:

"Handsome! No sir! Not yours!"
      Handsome backed quickly away from the crackers and acted like he didn't do anything (of course.)
   *I pick up the drool-soaked box of crackers --now 1/4 full*
  "Really?!? Bad dog! No crackers! Not for you! Now I have to throw the rest away! Do you know how much these cost?!?"
   *Threw box away and came back into the room*
  "You are a punk, you know that?"
   Handsome sits in front of me with his puppy dog eyes and offers me his paw, wagging his tail.
    *Sigh*
   "Puppy, what am I going to do with you? I guess I forgive you. How can I stay angry at that face?"

Lesson: Don't leave a puppy in a room alone with your crackers if you want them untouched and unsoggied by drool.

I need to do some serious proofing work with him around food.

I also now need to go buy some more crackers.

If Handsome wasn't so charismatic and adorable, I'd have a nice new plush rug for my bedroom. :/
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