My Vag is Acting Weird
So this is the TENTH day of my period. I have one sanitary pad left and no tampons except for the ones with cardboard applicators, which I hate. I just discovered a large bruise on my leg and several smaller ones. Because I am smart, like my friend Sandra, I realized this may be some sort of anemia caused by the TEN DAYS OF BLEEDING OUT OF MY FAVORITE ORIFICE.
Why haven't I gone to a doctor, you ask? Well, I've my doctor riiiiiiight here, and it's called WikiHealth. And according to this totally legit website, I have thirteen of twenty symptoms, including constipation (DEFINITELY), loss of appetite and/or strange food cravings, difficulty sleeping (as evidenced by this entry), depression, and hearing a high-pitched ringing that's especially annoying when trying to fall asleep.
People have been telling me I've lost weight, so if it IS caused by the anemia, then Anemia, welcome to my fucking world. Here, have a cookie.
Maybe I'll go to a doctor when I'm back in my skinny jeans.
Why haven't I gone to a doctor, you ask? Well, I've my doctor riiiiiiight here, and it's called WikiHealth. And according to this totally legit website, I have thirteen of twenty symptoms, including constipation (DEFINITELY), loss of appetite and/or strange food cravings, difficulty sleeping (as evidenced by this entry), depression, and hearing a high-pitched ringing that's especially annoying when trying to fall asleep.
People have been telling me I've lost weight, so if it IS caused by the anemia, then Anemia, welcome to my fucking world. Here, have a cookie.
Maybe I'll go to a doctor when I'm back in my skinny jeans.