Hell Bent And College Bound!
So today I went to North Metro to take the placement test. When they told me to sign up to take it, they had my transcript and my SAT scores which are not older than 5 years, but the bitch just didn't check and told me I needed to take the test and bring my transcript. When I showed up and asked if they had it yet, the student working actually got off her ass and did some work, unlike the bitch that gets paid well to do this. She took a look at it saw my SAT scores, then stared at me for a second. I asked her if there was a problem and she said, "You got this on your SAT and someone told you to take the placement test?" I was like, "I know, retarded isn't it." Then she thought I was crazy when I took it anyway just because I didn't have anything better to do. I thought it was going to take up time. We had a 30 minute spoken tutorial on how to take the test, and before every new section there was a powerpoint movie that flashed on the screen showing how to properly take this test. So we got started at about 5:45. They told me to expect to be there until around 8 or 9 to finish the test. I was done in 30 minutes. I walked out at 6:15, and they came up to me asking if I was tasking a break. I looked at them and said, "No, I'm finished. That test was such a dissapointment. You built it up and built it up, and there's no climax!" Seriously, it was that lame. The worst part is, people were messing up so horribly. The lady in front of me was taking the wrong test. Now I don't care how bad off you are, mentally, but when someone tells you to hi-lite the first test on the screen and click OK, that's what I do. And if for some reason I get that wrong, I'd call someone over to reset it. This woman with a smug attitude, takes the trig placement test, finshes, gets up and says on her way out, "What's a cos?" Seirously, seriously weak. when they say the test will be over reading, writing, and basic algebra, when I see something that looks doesn't look like basic algebra, my ass is saying something. Not trying to look smart and really just looking like a retard. So that test gave my brain blue balls. It was that bad. I guess you could say blue lobes, I dunno.
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Speaker 1: Well, now I can only speak truth, and that comes as good and bad news.
Speaker 2: All right, give me the bad news first.
Speaker 1: The bad news is that you're married, and you must endure as a statue for eighty cycles in a strange world.
Speaker 2: What's the good news?
Speaker 1: Chiana and I are having fantastic sex.
A little harder, but I left a nice hint for y'all at the end there, didn't I? Major bonus points if you tell me from what show and episode. So far Laura has 2 up on everybody, so get to it!
Quote:
Speaker 1: Well, now I can only speak truth, and that comes as good and bad news.
Speaker 2: All right, give me the bad news first.
Speaker 1: The bad news is that you're married, and you must endure as a statue for eighty cycles in a strange world.
Speaker 2: What's the good news?
Speaker 1: Chiana and I are having fantastic sex.
A little harder, but I left a nice hint for y'all at the end there, didn't I? Major bonus points if you tell me from what show and episode. So far Laura has 2 up on everybody, so get to it!