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hahahahaha i have a new favorite away message on aim:
I am not currently available right now. However, if you would like to be transferred to another correspondent, please press the number that best fits your personality:
-If you are obsessive compulsive, please press "1" repeatedly.
-If you are codependent, please ask someone to press "2".
-If you have multiple personalities, please press "3", "4", and "5".
-If you are paranoid delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace your call.
-If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and the little voice will tell you which number to press.
-If you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter what number you press, no one will answer.
Chris and Jess might find this funny but i'm not sure anyone else will....
please substitute "we" with "they" just because i'm too lazy to do so :)
1. we aren't afraid to get down and dirty
2. we always wear protection
3. we have at least a 12" inch barrel
4. we have really fast fingers
5. we can spray a ton and not get tired
6. we LOVE to be agressive
7. we know hot to listen to directions
8. we never forget to lube
9. we aren't afraid to dive head first into tight places
10. we play in different positions
11. we like to push hard but no so hard that we get hit
12. we make sure our balls are in perfect condition
13. we can use any holes
14. we like to slide into our positions
15. we clean out barrels often
16. we don't mind spending a lot of money at one place
I am not currently available right now. However, if you would like to be transferred to another correspondent, please press the number that best fits your personality:
-If you are obsessive compulsive, please press "1" repeatedly.
-If you are codependent, please ask someone to press "2".
-If you have multiple personalities, please press "3", "4", and "5".
-If you are paranoid delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace your call.
-If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and the little voice will tell you which number to press.
-If you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter what number you press, no one will answer.
Chris and Jess might find this funny but i'm not sure anyone else will....
please substitute "we" with "they" just because i'm too lazy to do so :)
1. we aren't afraid to get down and dirty
2. we always wear protection
3. we have at least a 12" inch barrel
4. we have really fast fingers
5. we can spray a ton and not get tired
6. we LOVE to be agressive
7. we know hot to listen to directions
8. we never forget to lube
9. we aren't afraid to dive head first into tight places
10. we play in different positions
11. we like to push hard but no so hard that we get hit
12. we make sure our balls are in perfect condition
13. we can use any holes
14. we like to slide into our positions
15. we clean out barrels often
16. we don't mind spending a lot of money at one place