Jul 26, 2006 00:43
I've got a few things.
First, have you ever decided to do something, then when you're almost at that thing have the sudden panicky freak out where you know it's just a bad, bad thing? Yeah, that sucks.
Second, have you ever had that deja vu that is comforting, as in that exact moment you are right where you are supposed to be. Yeah, I like that.
Now, have you ever had an absolutely shocking moment when you honestly have nothing to say? Okay, so I'm talking with Gloria, and being the gossiper she is is asking about my relationship and my boyfriend and whatnot, and before we part our ways she asks if I have any kids, and follows with "Fuck him all you want, but don't have kids" (not those exact words, but that was the message)
WHAT???
That's like Doobie saying in 9th grade she's going to have an orgy with ecstacy and hookers. It's like Cory Webster saying he's joining a clergy, has read the Bible and is celibate. It's like Jayme after I asked him if he had a keg in his pants because I wanted to tap that ass.....yeah I did that. and he was speechless, as was I after hearing those words come out of Gloria's mouth. I walked away with what was probably a memorable expression of, 'WTF' and 'Did I just hear that?!' on my face.
Yup that's my story.
P.S. Rory, you are some kind of crazy, but great! And you know how to please the ladies, my gramma likes you better than my boyfriend :) Crazy because you were brave enough to play Phase 10. :)