A day in fantasyland
One day, when osirusbrisbane finishes building that space-time wormhole-ish transporter (because, as page_of_swords aptly points out, Heisenberg's uncertainty principle prevents that Star Trek copying-like version), I will teleport to his hypothetically-by-then already-built yarn-and-games shop, where I will join the legion groups of knitter-and-gamer couples out there. We will eliminate the age-old dilemma where "geeky boys that can't get girls" by sticking nice knitters in the same shop together with the gamer boys. Everyone wins. I will be surrounded by My People.