May 01, 2005 23:53
Because I've been doing nothing but reading peoples away messages instead of studying, I thought I'd make an addition to my lovely livejournal... Here's something stolen blatantly from Chad's profile. A bit sexist, but so is Chad :)
Finals are like girls:
- You'd rather get an easy one
- You get in a lot of trouble if you get caught cheating on one
- If you are drunk when you do one, it takes a lot longer to finish
- The less they have on them the better
- When you finish one, you immediately start preparing for the next
- If you have more than one scheduled at the same time, you have a problem
- You have to put in a lot of effort for very little reward
- Nothing about them makes any fucking sense
- They just lie there and you have to do all the work
- When you are done with one you get up and leave