Goodnite!
I just wanted to stop and make a mental note and let everyone know that I just put milk in my eye. On purpose. If anyone heard me complaining earlier today, I got soap in my eye in the shower which burned the crap out of my retina as it ate away at my eyeball beneath my contact until i could extract it. And its been burning all day.
Lo and behold, Korson came to my rescue and suggested putting milk in my eye, a suggestion that I laughed at and told him 'Hey buddy I'm not that stupid.' To which he quipped, 'No really! I'll do it too even though I dont have anything burning!' Now I've heard of putting milk on, say, third degree burns... or sunburns... but just because my EYE is burning does not necessarily mean I should put milk in it!? Am i right?! I wouldn't put cortizone in my eye if it itched... right?!
Well, apparently I'm wrong because THE MILK WORKED. It was amazing. There was much screaming and rapid eye blinking and saying things like 'IS MY EYE OPEN?! IS IT OPEN?!' and 'KIM JUST OPEN YOUR EYE! PUT YOUR HEAD BACK!' But all in all we managed to roll 3 drops of 1/2 percent in that bad boy and now my eye is good as new.
We'll see if I grow any cheese in my eyesockets for breakfast.
Lo and behold, Korson came to my rescue and suggested putting milk in my eye, a suggestion that I laughed at and told him 'Hey buddy I'm not that stupid.' To which he quipped, 'No really! I'll do it too even though I dont have anything burning!' Now I've heard of putting milk on, say, third degree burns... or sunburns... but just because my EYE is burning does not necessarily mean I should put milk in it!? Am i right?! I wouldn't put cortizone in my eye if it itched... right?!
Well, apparently I'm wrong because THE MILK WORKED. It was amazing. There was much screaming and rapid eye blinking and saying things like 'IS MY EYE OPEN?! IS IT OPEN?!' and 'KIM JUST OPEN YOUR EYE! PUT YOUR HEAD BACK!' But all in all we managed to roll 3 drops of 1/2 percent in that bad boy and now my eye is good as new.
We'll see if I grow any cheese in my eyesockets for breakfast.