A letter to Santa
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In January I gave toddini a kidney (1000 points). Last month I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In November I gave blakrose a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last Tuesday I helped jamopar across the street (6 points). In October I gave audrey_legacy a Dutch Oven (-10 points).
Overall, I've been nice (1040 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball!
Sincerely,
kimbalaya