http://movies.yahoo.com/news/movies.eonline.com/liam-neeson-makes-titanic-comeback-20090409 It may suck donkeyballs, but a CLASH OF THE TITENS remake!!! Starring Liam Neeson and Ralph Fiennes???
*dies*
*thud*
*is ded*
(and all you unedumacated whippersnappers who are thinking "Clash of the What?? What is that woman going on about now?" Educate yourselves on the Harry Hamlin unintentional camp greatness
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082186/.)
[edited to add: Let me be clear... it had better suck and live up to all the camp glory of the original. If they make it good, my heart will break.]