Happy Holidays
I'm sick. Oh, woe. My neck aches on the insides, all the way down. My neck aches on the outsides, all the way around.
HOW does it do that? How does this illness manifest in so many different and unpleasant ways? Oh, agony has hit with the swiftness of a clever fox.
Bodies are stoopit. Just because I'm not sleeping (because of the school), not eating (because of the monies), and generally all-around stressed to the max, that is NO EXCUSE for you to let tiny organisms attack my body, body! What type of evolutionary hell-spiral is this? You're not able to take care of your body, so your body just GIVES UP? Nay! I say you should be stronger than ever, immune system! You should be overcompensating, picking up the slack; why else would I let you chill with me on the weekends? Damn you, you bloody backstabbing boob! You are not the dog's bollocks today, no sir. You have lost major coolness points with this stunt, body. Major points.
Really. If I were lost in the wilderness and I needed you to get me out of a jam, how do I know you'd be there for me? I just don't know what to think about you anymore, body. You've changed (and what is this! pubic hair????? Wait, no. Different kind of change....different kind of change....).
Ok, so in summation: ouch. My body sucks for letting me down.
HOW does it do that? How does this illness manifest in so many different and unpleasant ways? Oh, agony has hit with the swiftness of a clever fox.
Bodies are stoopit. Just because I'm not sleeping (because of the school), not eating (because of the monies), and generally all-around stressed to the max, that is NO EXCUSE for you to let tiny organisms attack my body, body! What type of evolutionary hell-spiral is this? You're not able to take care of your body, so your body just GIVES UP? Nay! I say you should be stronger than ever, immune system! You should be overcompensating, picking up the slack; why else would I let you chill with me on the weekends? Damn you, you bloody backstabbing boob! You are not the dog's bollocks today, no sir. You have lost major coolness points with this stunt, body. Major points.
Really. If I were lost in the wilderness and I needed you to get me out of a jam, how do I know you'd be there for me? I just don't know what to think about you anymore, body. You've changed (and what is this! pubic hair????? Wait, no. Different kind of change....different kind of change....).
Ok, so in summation: ouch. My body sucks for letting me down.